Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

[WigWamBam]

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that.

shall we save up for a nice new teething ring for Xmas for Bunglie

good god - wwb, you didn't want to clean the old cage out, that's why you've changed it!!!

Sussed!

hahaha!!!!

thank you WWB-you are sooo thoughtful

And you are soooooo sarcastic

and just think of all the drapes in the new cage that you could iron

ME?

[totally innocent enoticon]

I don't do ironing, that's dh's job. Somebody else is going to have to do that.

YOU
[totally disbelieving in Secur's innocence emoticon]

or we could make sure the curtains are that non-iron fashionable crinkle fabric

sort of psychedelic tie-dye???

so cruel

Just up Bunglie's street, I reckon. With some of those lovely plastic ribbon thingies instead of doors as well

if theres no doors how do we keep her in

Mm, that's a thought.

Perhaps not. A nice big solid wooden one, then, with a portcullis, barbican and a few murder holes. That should do the trick

I love my New Bigger 4 bedroom, 3 en-suite bathroom, 3 reception room and a double garage with a partridge in a pear tree cage....

BUT I CAN'T FIND MY MOUSE ?

OK no worries I had forgotten where I put it for saftey...it will dry...wont it?

Look everyone knows that all Bunglies need their water changes DAILY and I recon that I am owed a good few days....

A Bunglie is not just for Christmas....you can't buy us in Tesco's and so we last longer than the New Year....

You've got plenty of water, I changed it when I kitted out your new cage.

It just hasn't got any voddy in it, you're getting into bad habits.

But the Voddy is purely medicinal...as is the gin...the rum....the whiskey and the brandy....

More please.....

No, it'll do you good to stick to water for a few days.

I feel a tantrum coming on...
I NEED VODDY* NOW

Calm down, dear, it's only a bottle of water.

I KNOW it is only water...that is why I am upset....
starts to nibble at WWB's picture.....

And there's nothing else until you learn to stop biting.

Bunglie - if you're nice to me I'll buy you some vodka jelly treats!!

(wwb, don't shout at me - they'll knock her out for a few hours and we can get her hair brushed)

Bribery ... but I suppose it saves having to get her sedated while we get the vet in to trim her toenails as well.