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Bunglie's Even Better Gerbil Cage

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WigWamBam · 10/12/2004 09:23

Crikey, Bunglie, you're going through cages like there's no tomorrow. You're ging to have to stop chewing the bars like that. Grin

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 24/12/2004 14:44

I agree re the electricity...I feel very happy about tonight -thank you.

However,I am afraid that you are stuck with 'wishy washy Wesley' It will teach you restraint and not to go wadinding in 'swinging' those lethal weapons....he is there to teach you some decorum and then he is all yours to crush....and please crush him so he will never irritate me again......ehhh! he makes my skin crawl, he is just too much of a mummies boy and too good and far too intelligent...do your worst to him WWB and Happy Christmas!

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WigWamBam · 24/12/2004 16:07

Awwww - do I really have to make do with that wishy-washy, wimpy Weasley (sorry, Wesley)? I need a real man, Bunglie, not a mouse. Can't I have a proper man, not a little boy? I'd feel like a cradle snatcher.

And I am far beyond being taught decorum, thank you very much!

Happy Christmas and a bright New Year to all of the inhabitants of Insania xxx

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wobblystarryknicks · 26/12/2004 10:40

Hope you all had a good time at the party, but I'd like to say a few things;

Thankyou to Bunglie for being so well behaved, even when someone spilt schnapps all over her bedding - actually, she was best behaved straight after that - hmmm...... Secur, I demand the return of those 3 crates of Moet by New Year please and don't think I didn't see you sneaking off with one of Bunglies mice!!! Wigwambam, you'll be pleased to hear that wesley has just been transferred from intensive care and is on his way to making a full recovery. And mts, I still haven't had a satisfactory explanation of why you and 3 mayaans went down to the cellar for some more voddie and only cam back after FOUR HOURS, with NO voddie.

Can I remind all the insaniacs that toilets are for ones and twos ONLY, not for foot washing, hair washing or playing submarines in. I have just had the plumber out and he's quoted me 92 weeks pocket money.

Lastly, i have 2 thongs, 1 pair of control pants, 28 photocopies of unnamed body parts, a rabbit, 4 pairs of handcuffs, a bread roll, a Playmobil catalogue and a copy of the Teletubbies magazine in lost property waiting to be claimed.

Happy New Year xxxxxxxx

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WigWamBam · 26/12/2004 13:11

The handcuffs are mine, and if the control pants are size XXXXXXXXXXL they'll be mine, too. Sorry . Did you find my bondage tape, by the way? I can't find it anywhere.

I'd really like to know which pervert was reading the Teletubbies magazine though. Absolutely shocking behaviour, and it won't be tolerated any more.

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 26/12/2004 13:31

I am so sorry WSK but the Teletubbies mag. was mine, but I did give it to WWB as she said that the loo roll had run out

I hope she did used the one of the 'hoover' thingy as it may help unblock your drains...

Thank you for having me this Christmas it was the bestest ever.

Love to you all and can we have a New Year party please?
Bunglie With a Hangover....and please could someone undo these handcuffs...who's got the key?

PS. Glad to hear that Wesley is no longer on the critical list..WWB you must learn to be more gentle....I know you will want to kiss him better so am sending him over to your house in a taxi when he is off the ventilator!

Oh and anyone found WWB's mouse it goes Ho! Ho! Hic! Ching! Ching! Hic.... Sorry but it had a suck of my bedding!

HAPPY BOXING DAY

wobblystarryknicks · 26/12/2004 13:56

No probs Bunglie, here's your mag back - except someone's been drawing all over it, Tinky Winky now has a 6-inch winky. Glad you had a good time, want some turkey sandwiches - there were lots of leftovers.

wwb - here's your pants and your handcuffs. Have you got any keys to help Bunglie out? Sorry to break it to you but I think your bondage tape may have been used to patch up the cistern.

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WigWamBam · 26/12/2004 14:17

Oh, poo! I'll just have to improvise with the 37 metres of elastic that my MIL bought me for Christmas then.

Glad to hear that someone's been cheering inky WInky up though ...

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BunglieOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 26/12/2004 14:24

If you want to 'Poo' you put those special pants on now no more accidents from you.....can I please have the key? I will send you some of the left over 'Duck' tape...it is still a bit 'quackers'!

Will be back online tomorrow.....I have to go and eat a student....well you don't think I had them just in the termtime...I have spent all year fattening them up for Christmas...and it is time to cook the first.....

wobblystarryknicks · 27/12/2004 15:02

WWB wins 4 crates of voddie, 3 mice and the complete Ann Summers catalogue range for being so blinking marvellous!!! Will explain why later, or she can, just got to text someone!!!

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WigWamBam · 27/12/2004 15:04

Yay!!! Pass that Ann Summers catalogue here, quick!!

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wobblystarryknicks · 27/12/2004 20:14

Shows how pished everyone else still is that they haven't asked what you did to deserve the star prize!!!

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WigWamBam · 27/12/2004 20:21

I know ... perhaps they're too scared to ask

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wobblystarryknicks · 27/12/2004 20:23

Them - scared?? That would be a sight to see!!

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WigWamBam · 27/12/2004 21:18

That's true ... either that or they're all still asleep after all the excitement of Christmas day ...

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wobblystarryknicks · 27/12/2004 21:18

Probably!

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WigWamBam · 27/12/2004 21:21

Or perhaps it was so boring that they've slipped into a catatonic state

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wobblystarryknicks · 27/12/2004 21:23

Hmm, more likely!!

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WigWamBam · 29/12/2004 19:37

Still no sign of them ... is that the sign of a great Christmas, or a crap one?

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wobblystarryknicks · 29/12/2004 21:22

I'm starting to think they don't like me!!!

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WigWamBam · 29/12/2004 21:37

And me ... was it something that we said, or is it me and my deodorant again?

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wobblystarryknicks · 29/12/2004 21:38

I don't know - but if it wasn't for you I'd feel very lonely now!!!

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WigWamBam · 29/12/2004 21:43

Yeah, and me ... why are they all avoiding us? I'm getting very slightly paranoid now ... [checking over shoulder emoticon]

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wobblystarryknicks · 29/12/2004 21:45

Hmmm - they can't all be still paralytic or otherwise engaged!!!!

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WigWamBam · 29/12/2004 21:54

Oooh, otherwise engaged sounds like fun ... (second thoughts, just spotted dh snoring with his mouth wide open and suddenly changed my mind ...)

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wobblystarryknicks · 29/12/2004 21:54

LOL - are you going to start a new thread or am I? So at least ct has no excuse!!!