What modifications would you like to make to the human body?

[BabyJellyShark]

I don't mean bigger/smaller breats, liposuction or anything of that nature but helpful additions.

I wish that there was a reflex that'd stop you biting your tongue when eating or sneezing.

It'd be great if when you experience a pain or nausea, if your brain could tell you exactly what you need to do to fix it e.g drink more water, see a Dr, you need rest etc.

And teeth that replace themselves would be wonderful.

Oh and if you could get a period over with in an hour or at least one day, that'd be great.

What modifications would you make?

What would you add?

Just don't.

A better designed urethra so that UTI’s are Not A Thing

gills

wings that work in air or water

some sort of valve arrangement for releasing trapped wind

A little pocket to keep everything that is necessary, but I always forget! Eg a tissue, pen, scrap of paper.... And another eye in the back of your head (particularly if you have children).....
it could close or grow over when child is, say, 12.

We're bald cos of our brains.

Human babies should be strong enough to hold on to us all the time like monkey babies from birth.

Wider range of hair colours, like those of a kingfisher’s or parrot’s feathers!

Clit in the entrance of the vagina would be an improvement please 🥰

More arms. At least one. And actually an extra brain or two would be useful.

I would love for women to be able to have children without men.

Men get the rest of the pregnancy like sea horses.

Or at least skin that retracts back to the appropriate size after birth rather than sagging around for the rest of your life. And pelvises that don't put you through months of burning pain, and that can ping back to normal once baby has exited.

Either extra sets of teeth every 20 years or self-healing teeth.

Genius!

Hair that you can style using the power of thought, and photosynthesis. Not to much to ask for. Come on evolution, do your magic.

I’d like the penis to be detachable.

And arms. I never know what to do with my arms when I sleep.

😀

Please expand on the detachable period, I need to know the reasoning!

Penis

Well, thank you! 😼

Gills would vastly improve my swimming. Marsupial style birth sounds perfect. Aging backwards so you don't have to deal with decline but are ready to make the most of all that energy and strength when you get it.

I’d like a birthing zip.
So it would work in the same sort of way as a caesarean but without the need for surgery, and the zip would be in your knicker line so not noticeable. I had 3 vaginal births. It felt like a punishment every single time.
or just make men able to birth somehow.
id also like some sort of switch behind me ear to adopt different hair styles instantly.
Also periods can just fuck off, it seems ridiculous in this day and age that we still walk about bleeding and in pain.

And a vagina that isn't in a position such that the rest of your organs don't feel the need to try and fall out of it as you get older....

This, I would love an extra pair of hands.

I'd make us have a breeding season like other animals do, so there's no need for periods or contraception the rest of the year. Then a few weeks each spring where you either ttc or abstain, meaning all the kids in a school class are roughly the same age and there's on summer born / autumn born variation to account for.

Detachable?!

But... wouldn't they just get lost or stolen?

Could testicles also be taken off?

Imagine. Blokes leaving their dicks behind because they're late for work and they don't have time to look for their genitals and the car keys.

Heaven help us.

Inspired by another thread would love to be able to erase things from mind or memory.

Sometimes this would be to let go of traumas or awful memories.

Generally though, would be so you could erase favourite books or series so you repeatedly have the pleasure of discovering them.

Tough on midwives that one! A whole years work in a couple of weeks.