what are you doing that no one knows about

[bingowings36]

(light hearted thread ) As the title says what are you doing or up to that no one knows about .
I got my passport i told no one i was getting one as im planing a nice holiday by my self but will say im working away when the time comes .😁

I'm writing a steamy romance novel about a woman who has sex with a LOT of Vikings.

I don't feel so bad now for cracking open a packet of Lindt eggs not meant for me

Tracking my dh movements daily

Finally a good one! Why?

Don't trust him like I used too. He has lied when I confront him , it's there in black and white . Obviously he has no idea I track him so I have to go about it carefully. BTW I don't confront him each time. Cos then he gonna clock on. It just hurts, the lies

Do you have a plan in mind?

Not really. Just try not let it get to me. I keep saying to myself that he comes home to me each night so.. and I kinda let it go.

Oh lovely woman - so you are torturing yourself? Constantly?

That's so lovely!

Getting my shit together

iwantawisteriathisyear

I'm doing it via Duolingo too, and doing well. I'm very proud of myself 😎

I also downloaded an audiobook which has helped hugely with pronunciation.

Good luck, and keep going.

Rekindling a relationship with my teenage first love. We are both now 53 and divorced with adult children. My parents still remember him fondly so I'll probably tell them soon.

@Custardbanana that's a lovely thing to do. I buy my books from charity shops and then return them. I would be delighted to find a painted bookmark in a book.

Repainting woodwork in my apartment unbeknownst to the landlord. I matched the exact shade of white that was used on the woodwork probably 20 years ago, and I'm looking forward to an apartment that looks a lot more clean and sparkly. I'm doing this because I don't want painters in making a mess and freaking out the cat.

@PyongyangKipperbang

Wow! Wishing you every success!

It gets better... the supermarket is now sold out of the original type of egg and because we always get them matching eggs I've had to buy two more eggs that match rather than just one to replace the one I ate 🤣🤣

Smoking

Choosing who will be made redundant in the next few weeks. We've decided 8 will go. I've been changing a couple of the names back and forth for the past weeks. Only the other 2 partners and our hr team know.

This can be a peri-menopausal thing and not uncommon.

I assume the theory is the nitrogen in the urea in your wee is good for the compost, as it helps promote leaf growth in the plants you grow. Never tried it myself though.

Ugh, horrible job. I feel for you. Do you have to tell them also?

My DH is Welsh, and I'm secretly learning the language to surprise him.

I'm learning to code! One friend knows but he's at the other end of the country. A few people know I'm 'doing a computer course' but don't know the details.

I'm the least techy person in existence. Come from a shit background and still live in relative poverty with dc. I hope it will eventually lead to a decent job and better lives for me and the dc.

I love the watercolour bookmarks!

I’m writing a book at a rate of a chapter every 6 months. Only my best friend knows, she’s read the start and keeps telling me (unprompted) that I should carry on writing but I’m afraid to because I always dreamed of being a writer and I’m afraid the reality might not live up to expectations.