Right, time to get a POSSE together and go get the fucker - who's with me?

[LaurieFairyCake]

And what role would you like to be assigned?

(We're off to drug and capture Putin the bastard)

And deliver him to The Hague

All the other 'powers' are pussies and won't do it but I'm 100% sure you lot have ovaries of steel and are ready

<raises hand> I could do the maps. I'm a human sat nav but would probably need an actual map of Russia 😉

Me! I will provide video documentary so that we can watch his demise over and over for years to come.

I volunteer. I'll bring snacks and a good adrenaline pumping playlist.

I can be the muscle! And I own a ballgag!

I’m in - I’ll be the feeder and will bring cheese sandwiches, sausage rolls and cheese and onion crisps to keep you all going 😂

nolongerateacher could you also rustle up some of those salt and vinegar vegetable crisps?

Ooh can I come? I'll get quite close to him and breathe.

That'll scare him right?

😂😂😂😂

Yes of course - how many will we need do you think?

*starts baking
Chocolate cake OK? Can do a lemon drizzle too, it'll be one our five a day to sustain us 😂

I can do very good lists, can I come ?

I will also bring my golden retriever - he will literally take Putins shoes straight off his feet and if I throw cheese at Putin then all hell will break loose 😂

I have a GSCE in Russian (grade B) from 20+ years ago.

Translator= sorted

They're quite moreish and I can only find them in Waitrose, so probably best not to scrimp

Wow you surely have got to be one of our commanders - well impressed

Me please! Get him, dress him as Dobby the House Elf (apparently the resemblance infuriates him) and put him in a cage forever.

I have only three words for him - "Grab", "twist" and "pull". It would be my absolute honour.

In all seriousness - I hope they do get him and make him pay. The anguish and misery his regime and genocides are causing are irredeemable. My mum's got some good friends in Belarus. Their despair is gut-wrenching.

I am very good at The Teacher Death-Stare. That'd sort him out.

Plus, am brilliant at eating snacks that others are bringing along.

I can stack a dishwasher perfectly...

Not sure if that would be a transferable skill, but I'd love to be included

I have a heavy doorstop that was donated to a "warm clothes for Ukraine" appeal. We reckoned it was to sock Putin with. I'll bring it!

I'll be thr muscle, I hold 3 martial arts black belts.

Ex dinner lady now nhs admin- happy to blow a whistle, shout orders so everyone can hear and give hugs to our side if needed- can also organise diaries

This is all fantastic

Now we just need some really hard Dominatrix type to whisper 'do you want me to piss on you' to lure him away from his bodyguards.. (he looks the type)

I want to inject him with the tranquilliser (ex-nurse who was SHIT at injections but in this case it doesn't matter if it hurts)

Oooh I never usually get promoted. Can I be called Corporal Nowt? Anything higher than that and I'll get imposter syndrome.