Right, time to get a POSSE together and go get the fucker - who's with me?

[LaurieFairyCake]

And what role would you like to be assigned?

(We're off to drug and capture Putin the bastard)

@MartinQBlank 😂😂😂

@Needapadlockonmyfridge no stuffing your delicious biscuits into cakes though but im happy for a few crumbs to fall a little above ankle height so your dog can snaffle up the scraps. Careful JR, with your snappy sharp teeth...

I’ll donate a pen to @MartinQBlank You know what to do with it.

I’m lactose intolerant. If anyone could possibly bring a jug full of cream, I could render him plus bodyguards defenceless with absolutely eye-watering ‘emissions’.

Perhaps better add gas masks to your packing lists.

Also, I own a chainsaw and pickaxe.

Someone in my family has been blacklisted by putin. I have never been prouder.

Well as he's such a homophobe we HAVE to dress him up in drag with a load of make up and fishnets on and show a video of him enjoying a butt plug..

Hell if we only do that and post it on social media then we don't need to actually arrest him, he'd be shamed forever

Oh she won't need any crumbs... just let her at those ankles!!

Send him round to me in the a.m. - at that half hour 7.30/8 sweet spot where my face is yet to settle and i'm psyching my chi to get them out to work and school.
I'll make the chunt wish he'd never been born 😈

I can mobilise a squad of tactical knit and crochet enthusiasts. What they luck in skill can be outshone by their determination and dedication to wielding sharp sticks of varying mediums.

I would have to bring the teenager along, but as a very dedicated consumer of vegetables he is a walking contravention of many conventions involving war, biological weaponry, and common decency. He’s a good egg though, and rather fond of cooking - so a multi-purpose addition to the troops.

For Putin or for us?

I have absolutely no useful skills, but I do have an Ulster accent which when put it good use can rival a Russian accent for sounding as scary as shit.

makten85 · Yesterday 16:57

Ready to laugh in his face and call him Poo-tin for stacking it and shitting himself.

Poo Tin already translates quite nicely into Russian - Kakashka Consyerva. My Russian speaking daughter told our Ukranian refugees that, which gave them a laugh.

I probably won’t get the time off work but can you take my DM with you because apparently she is ‘willing to shoot him if no one else is’
Can’t see any problems with that ?

I'm happy to pee in his tea, if that's any use?

After reading all of these I think Putin should be very scared!
Another one here happy to distract guards with an impressive set of melons. I'll also bring pringles.

I'm a dead shot.

I feel like that's not lighthearted enough. But I can handle a semi-automatic. Someone will have to actually supply the guns though.

I'm pretty good at using a sniper gun.....well I took out an entire camp of baddies in Far Cry 3 with just 1 shot.

I’m experienced with bear spray and air horns. Happy to help out.
Some familiarity with talking therapeutically while others fetch the Haldol.
I can do a mean blanket restraint!

Can I come? I'm excellent at sneaking silently and following people and I own a longbow. I could infiltrate and take out a few guards for you before they even know we're here.

@NoLongerATeacher can we add chicken nuggets to the list please we're gonna need the protein! Not fussed on which sauce to go with.

I’m pretty good at interior design but not seeing how that will help.

I’ll be getaway driver, I can be mean behind a wheel and I play banging tunes

Ooh can I drive the bus please?
I've always wanted a go in a double decker.
We could perhaps tie Putin to the front of it when we've captured him, you know, like those ornament things on the front of a Rolls Royce.
Obviously the bus will be open topped so you can all stand up to catch the flowers thrown by the cheering crowds.

I will curse him to make his balls rot and fall off.

@Caramac555 😂

I'll bring my 10yo daughter, she has a stare that is enough to make grown men weep in terror, just don't ask her to shower first. You won't survive if you do.

I know a lot of MN don't like dogs, but I'll bring mine, she is good at finding people, she does mantrailing. She will headbutt him looking for treats, though, that will stun him. She is too friendly, although supposedly an 'untrustworthy' breed according to MN, so won't actually hurt him. He might think she is scary if he is a MNer. 🤔 MN Collective will need to finish him off.