Right, time to get a POSSE together and go get the fucker - who's with me?

[LaurieFairyCake]

And what role would you like to be assigned?

(We're off to drug and capture Putin the bastard)

I reckon you could go if you don't fork about 🤣

Thank God! I'd find it difficult to concentrate on the hostage-taking if my cardigan was just left on a bench or something 😄

I'll come. I'll provide the entertainment by performing Rasputin by Boney M. I can neither sing nor dance so bring your earplugs.

I can bring the vodka.

I could park my mobility scooter on his feet so that the injection can be administered, and I can also supply (she's willing) a menopausal daughter, who would decapitate him (and quite a few others) sooner than look at him. Daughters partner can supply a wicked saw to do it with.

Count me in. I'll apply for my old warrant card back so I can make the actual arrest and execute the warrant legally. The Hague don't care how he arrives after that, so you're all free to do as you please.

Then we can all drink for free for ever and ever at every bar we enter.

I’m trained in restraint and can give injections ( never been called on to do the two together but I’ll give it a go)

Ooo we could play baby shark on repeat

I can make any stranger show me their bottom within 5 minutes of meeting them, might come in handy for injection time ?

I'm an HR manager so I can... create an action plan with the team objectives? Or just ensure all the wine stays topped up.

@MooseAndSquirrelLoveFlannel I hold 3 martial arts black belts.

That's 3 more than Pootin then

I can do the mum "count to 3"! With beady eye stare. I only normally get to 1 😁 before they stop/start doing something

I'm a celebrant...I could write his eulogy?

(I was going to say I'd officiate at his funeral...too soon??)

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork

I'll give him The Look. It has made grown arsed 6ft + men wibble. 😄

I can belt out a decent version of Kate Bushs Babushka. A good distraction while he gets karate chopped. So long as @luxuryisforme holds my cardigan

I have a proper old fashioned Land Rover so if he's hiding out, we'll still find him. Put me down as the driver

My glasses need replacing, I read this as faecal recognition.
So quite useful really.
I'll bring a knapsack and my fluffy white cat (who has sharp claws and is feeling mighty pissed off as I've changed her diet).

I'll come, but I'll just be honest, I've had a shit week in work, and smacking the shit out of someone sounds like fun and cathartic.

I may do a bit of eye gouging, someone may need to "pull me off him" when a limit is reached.

I've no issue with unbridled aggression today 😳

I’m ex police can I join? I love those furry hats

We have to test his anti gay resolve, by inducing him with ABBA, sparkles ✨, gay porn, n his own homoeritoca pics n see if he's straight as a boomerang. 😁

Peri-menopausal here, so aggression would be my thing please!

I know all the words to Blippi's songs, I've a particularly tuneless singing voice, and with your kind snack provisions I reckon I could keep going for more than 12 hours...

That fucker deserves to suffer

Can I suggest whoever is making a packing list adds earplugs?

Guy across the road has a machete. We once borrowed it for a dress up, which was frowned upon by other parents.
But I think this is the sort of occasion to bring it out.

And I've also got a gabillion boxes of matches from a Y7 DT project. I'll squeeze them into my mulberry.

Wire him up to the mains and make what's left of his hair stand on end and smoke come out of his ears.