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What disgusting things do you secretly like?

256 replies

Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 18:41

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

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HereHereSheSays · 02/03/2023 21:07

And uncooked stuffing. Just the mix with water, warm, in a bowl. Delish

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 02/03/2023 21:09

Eating raw cake mix

christmastreewithhairyfairy · 02/03/2023 21:09

Digging out veruccas. They are supposed to last years but they never make it more than a few weeks in my house 😁
I'm always a bit disappointed when they disappear

NurseCranesRolodex · 02/03/2023 21:09

Greggs sausage rolls.

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 21:10

BathNotBath · 02/03/2023 20:54

Smash

and smoking.

god I miss smoking.

I miss it even though I had 3 puffs after 3months off them I enjoyed it I won’t lie , smash and gravy 🫠😋

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 21:13

Sometimes me and my partner suck each other toes it took a lot to write that 😂

breadwidow · 02/03/2023 21:14

Like many previous posters, blackhead removal (ideally doing it but i rarely get the opportunity so have to settle for YouTube videos, my favourite are in ear ones). I also removing earwax and toddler cradle cap

Food wise, laughing cow cheese triangles, on their own

Also enjoy farting in the bath Smile

whirlyswirly · 02/03/2023 21:18

I was going to say cheap tinned peas but it seems a bit tame reading this lot

Purplepeople12 · 02/03/2023 21:19

Spot squeezing videos
Tweezing out ingrown hairs
Picking the skin on my feet

Hahaha! What a catch I am!

Xtraincome · 02/03/2023 21:20

Awesome thread!

Picking out dogs eye bogies
Picking bogeys from around my nose piercing
The smell of sweaty men

FearTheWankingDead · 02/03/2023 21:21

Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 19:57

jam buns and sweets aren't disgusting.
Dig a little deeper!

Ok then . . . I love the smell of that gunk that builds up on your earrings. I save mine up sometimes so it smells stronger.

MortimerTheCat · 02/03/2023 21:22

FearTheWankingDead · 02/03/2023 21:21

Ok then . . . I love the smell of that gunk that builds up on your earrings. I save mine up sometimes so it smells stronger.

Me too on the earring gunk 😬

Lodgeornot · 02/03/2023 21:38

DismantledKing · 02/03/2023 19:20

Sour sweets

Love em. But I struggle to find any sour enough. Any recommendations?

bluebeardswife7 · 02/03/2023 21:40

icelollycraving · 02/03/2023 18:43

Pork scratchings. Filth.

Likewise <snuffle>

bluebeardswife7 · 02/03/2023 21:42

DuvetDownn · 02/03/2023 19:31

There’s nothing more enjoyable than doing a massive poo.

I get goosebumps 😡

minou123 · 02/03/2023 21:43

The smell of stale beer and cigarettes

Both my dad and grandad used to come home from work smelling of stale beer and cigarettes. It brings back wonderful childhood memories. I miss it.

cocksstrideintheevening · 02/03/2023 21:47

Picking cradle cap and getting weak out of my older kids ears

ttcat37 · 02/03/2023 21:49

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:56

May I ask how you squeeze a tonsil stone out. 😬

I used one of those spot squeezer tools with the loop

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 02/03/2023 21:49

OMG I thought that was just me. There’s a multi headed beast in someone’s ear on YouTube I may have revisited more than once

Cosycover · 02/03/2023 21:52

FearTheWankingDead · 02/03/2023 21:21

Ok then . . . I love the smell of that gunk that builds up on your earrings. I save mine up sometimes so it smells stronger.

Belly button piercing gunk is better.

countrypunk · 02/03/2023 21:55

All right, sour sweets rolled in dog shit then felched out of a hairy arsehole.
is that better?

😂

SO224350 · 02/03/2023 21:55

DuvetDownn · 02/03/2023 19:31

There’s nothing more enjoyable than doing a massive poo.

Especially when it's a complete one with very minimal wiping needed!

JudgeJ · 02/03/2023 21:57

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:23

😂😂

I used to love the cat doing that, his tongue had hairs on it and it felt amazing.

Whydoitry · 02/03/2023 21:59

DuvetDownn · 02/03/2023 19:31

There’s nothing more enjoyable than doing a massive poo.

You've clearly never had piles!

SleepyHedgehog · 02/03/2023 22:01

Amazing thread, totally love the blackhead squeezing spot popping videos, I once had to suction up about 5 litres of pus and it was the best day at work ever.

Chewing a scab - only my own ones as if that makes it any better