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What disgusting things do you secretly like?

256 replies

Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 18:41

When a comedian has sweat patches on stage but they don't think twice about lifting their arms for a bit of the joke, or When they are holding the mic and wipe their sweaty forehead with their forearm.... oh god

I also like my dh when he's all sweaty after a run or workout. Oh god. He (rightly so) thinks I'm a filth bag for this.

I don't feel the same way about my own scent.

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BaroldFromEastenders · 02/03/2023 20:28

Given that the thread is called “what disgusting things do you secretly like” can people stop saying hairy men - hair is not disgusting and there’s nothing wrong about having lots of it

CocoCiao · 02/03/2023 20:29

I used to call eye bogies "eye bits" 🤣 I just love them.

TheySeeMeRowling · 02/03/2023 20:29

Good lord. Y’all need Jesus!!!!

DomesticShortHair · 02/03/2023 20:31

Mumsnet.

gettingolderbutcooler · 02/03/2023 20:32

icelollycraving · 02/03/2023 18:43

Pork scratchings. Filth.

Ooh, you dirty bitch.
Me too 😔 !!!

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:32

ItsCalledAConversation · 02/03/2023 20:20

Greggs sausage and bean melt
Taramasalata
Bogies
The smell under my fingernails when I’ve been cooking with garlic
The Kardashians
Squeezing spots
Anal

Anal why your watching the Kardashian’s eating a sausage roll, it would have to be a water fields for me though !

MrNook · 02/03/2023 20:34

I should not have clicked on this thread

Original poster
Deanandthellhounds · 02/03/2023 20:34

wow I'm a wimp and bowing out after being disgusted by you all 😄 🤣 😂 😆

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TheChosenTwo · 02/03/2023 20:34

Removing nits from my girls long hair! Something so satisfying about it but they’re both a bit old now to be getting nits 😂
ds had quite unruly hair and did once get them, I was delighted to have one last chance! I may never get to do it again.
Also, McDonald’s regular hamburgers, they’re obviously shit but the pickled and mustard combo are just winning imo. I sometimes dash out for a secret lunchtime drive thru!

thefirstmrsrochester · 02/03/2023 20:35

Another who loves foot licking dogs. It’s a sign of how much they love you apparently. Ah the things we tolerate eh 😂

Jusforthisfred · 02/03/2023 20:38

I love pork scratchings too!!

Videos of hairy men having their faces and heads waxed with hot wax.

picking my nose when it is really crusty.

DarkDarkNight · 02/03/2023 20:41

Corned beef. Biting my toenails.

Jesko · 02/03/2023 20:44

HelloVeritas · 02/03/2023 19:04

My dogs eye bogies.

He must like them too because when I've picked them out, he eats them labradors will eat anything

I know someone who lets their dog eat their own eye bogies.

She doesn't know I know this, but her kid told me 🤮

Bunnyfuller · 02/03/2023 20:49

Flies walking on me….the lightest of tickles…I know it’s wrong. I know they’re vomiting dog shit….but the tickling…

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:51

Bunnyfuller · 02/03/2023 20:49

Flies walking on me….the lightest of tickles…I know it’s wrong. I know they’re vomiting dog shit….but the tickling…

we’ve entered the twilight zone 😂

desperadodogface · 02/03/2023 20:52

HelloVeritas · 02/03/2023 19:04

My dogs eye bogies.

He must like them too because when I've picked them out, he eats them labradors will eat anything

You wouldn't eat them tho, would you?

SouperNoodle · 02/03/2023 20:53
  • Watching videos of blackheads being popped
  • picking ingrown hairs out of my legs
  • squeezing out a massive tonsil stone
BathNotBath · 02/03/2023 20:54

Smash

and smoking.

god I miss smoking.

fussyferalkids · 02/03/2023 20:55

Squeezing spots
Removing ear wax
Peeling off scabs
The taste of blood, although I have only tried my own I'm not a vampire 🧛🏻‍♀️

Shimmermetimbers · 02/03/2023 20:55

The smell of my own farts and the taste of a burp when I've had something pungent like cheese and onion crisps.

So sorry to anyone reading this!

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:56

SouperNoodle · 02/03/2023 20:53

  • Watching videos of blackheads being popped
  • picking ingrown hairs out of my legs
  • squeezing out a massive tonsil stone

May I ask how you squeeze a tonsil stone out. 😬

ItsCalledAConversation · 02/03/2023 20:56

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 20:32

Anal why your watching the Kardashian’s eating a sausage roll, it would have to be a water fields for me though !

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Anal while watching the Kardashian’s squeeze each others spots, eating a sausage roll? Sounds like a party @Chubbhamstercheeks

Chubbhamstercheeks · 02/03/2023 21:03

ItsCalledAConversation · 02/03/2023 20:56

Anal while watching the Kardashian’s squeeze each others spots, eating a sausage roll? Sounds like a party @Chubbhamstercheeks

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Me and him and been wanting to spice up our lives for a while now 😂sausage party 🤣

FrozenTodger · 02/03/2023 21:04

Watching videos of:

  • earwax removal
  • any kind of pimple popping/cysts/abcesses (pilonidal sinus are a fave)
  • tonsil stone removal
  • plaque removal
  • dandruff scraping (not the fake soap ones)
  • ingrown hair removal (Urban Extractions' has some epic armpit ones with a lady who has hidradenitis suppurativa)

I also like squeezing my dogs little blackheads on his tummy and picking out his ear scum.

I've just eaten a double McPlant in bed!

HereHereSheSays · 02/03/2023 21:06

Another for dog licking my toes. Every night. So disgusting but so enjoyable - I'll miss it when he's gone!