What's the most exciting thing that's happene to you this weekend? I'm willing to bet nobody can beat mine

[Believers]

Yesterday I sprayed Viakal on my bathroom mirror instead of glass cleaner.

What do you mean "And?". That's it. That's the most exciting part of my weekend (so far). Jealous anyone?

Actually, more immediately ‘exciting’ was the bus journey home yesterday, when some idiot steered directly in front of the bus, and the bus driver swerved into a metal railing. Big dent in the side of the bus, shouts of ‘fucking wanker! Bellend!’ from the driver. I thought the bus driver was about to implode, frantic calls to the depot, nobody injured. Long wait for the next bus 😩

We just had a power cut so that was quite exciting. I'm glad it came back on after 5 minutes though.

It made us realise how unprepared we are so tomorrow I will be looking around the house for torches, candles, etc and putting them somewhere accessible.

Some of you have done some very productive and useful and interesting things. You are hereby banned from the competition.

I realised that I have enough room in the cupboard under the sink to put my simple human bin, as well as the basket of various cleaning products.
So that's what I did.

@Believers Friday night we had sleep. Last night normal service was resumed but it was nice while it lasted!

Well I squirted a big healthy dose of washing-up liquid into the kettle instead of washing-up bowl. Took a while to sort that out...

Wait! I need to know more about the human bin! A bin to put humans in? Or something else?!

I hoovered out the inside of my car … crazy times ! … found a yo-yo and a Percy pig which had glued itself to the back foot carpet… am off now to apply some bazooka to DD’s everlasting veruca.. it’s all go here …

I noticed that there was a cat turd on the floor next to the litter tray. Mentioned it to DH, who went and cleared it up.

I was late to the party but now own an Oodie, I have worn it literally all weekend night and day. I love it

Me too!
How are you doing? I feel rotten.

I got a whiff of someone else's roast dinner cooking and then I sat and thought about my childhood for a while.

I woke up early today so when partner and DD were still asleep, I locked myself in the bathroom and had a wank.
Still unsure whether women can say that?
Anyway I'm probably going to hell 🤣

Well I've just come back from a weekend in a hotel in Central London with a lovely Swiss businessman I matched with on OLD.

3 full days of sex, sightseeing and drinking in pubs.

Wonderful.

😂😂😂

I really want a photo!

I went to see an Elvis impersonator and stayed in the cheapest hotel in Bournemouth.

I realised what this random remote control I found when we moved in is for. It’s for some LED lights that the previous owner attached to the bottom of the cupboards in the sitting room. They are tacky as hell so I will never use them. I will however retain the remote “just in case”.

No, Creator. It's really quite lovely

I bought a new pair of boots (not for me) and a new coat (also not for me). Very exciting.

That is in no way in keeping with the spirit of the thread, but well done you, it sounds excellent.

@believers we live up a track and the farmer rents his fields out either side. The current sheep are also quite adventurous and like to attempt escape. This one was tangled up by its horns in the wire and up to its belly in boggy water, so I traversed a ditch via islands of reeds, balanced on one leg, unhooked its horns and shooed it away out of the boggy area. Sheep are daft.

I gave the dog a bath. He was quite excitable after that

Brand that makes bins and doesn't believe in capital letters.
www.simplehuman.co.uk

I spent the day on ancestry and discovered that an old rumour that my grandfather had told me has some truth. Some interesting historical research to do now.
Very exciting!

Took an emery board to my toenails.
Had 3 siestas.