Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

[cakeorwine]

Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

I've still got Hedgehogs.
Which is nice.

Makes a lovely change from the usual pricks in the headlines.

I feel like just carving a house for one now whilst I wait.

You too? Power of the internet.

@KenAdams they are pretty cute prick teases though lol

Oooo

Very true.

X-posted with KenAdams !!

NHS gone.

Nothing about the Tories has the power to shock me any more...I don't think!

Maybe it's that Brexit, Johnson/Trump, Covid, Self ID and the Cost of Living Crisis were not real. Just a stress test to expose the vulnerabilities of the West?🫰

A new plague?

Could it be a BoE interest rate scoop? We are due an announcement tomorrow?

William is abdicating?
Sunak caught with prostitutes?
Johnson being charged for fraud?

Not sure whether a world in which the Telegraph can be called leftie is a happy one.

Isn’t that old news!? 😂

If I’ve stayed up for that @bathmatandbin I will cry

Did you know that if you see a hedgehog in the day, it's sick and needs help? And that vets will treat for free?

Bugger, just saw this topic and with only 20 mins to go, might as well stay awake! Probably going to be something boring.

Why wouldnt the live news be ‘breaking this’?

Server down message?

Has it all been a dream?

Am I going to wake up?

Would be great- life's gone to shit since then 😆

I might actually put the news on in case

Maybe The Torygraph are going to admit Brexit is an utter clusterfuck and we need to rejoin the single market?

Depends. If you are a Nazi the Telegraph is lefty.
For most people it is clearly right wing.

How do you see the hedgehogs? (Just so I know I'm looking in the correct place)