Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

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Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

Johnson OMG.

I'm soooo tired

What is it?

If Boris Johnson is returned to power I fear that we shall all be living in cardboard- what he has done to the UK is unforgivable

What? What?! The suspense. Put me out my misery

Following amazing scientific breakthrough study, every Briton strongly advised to eat 5 McNuggets a day, in order to protect the NHS.

Wait wait hang on, JOHNSON?

I was just about to go to bed when I saw this thread and dammit, another 30 minutes won't matter will it?? I'm soooo tired!

I've still got Hedgehogs.

Which is nice.

😆 now I know your winding me up.

I hope

So have I

I've got hedgehogs and on the telegraph something about Prince William and the BAFTAs which I don't think is breaking news

Putin's popped his clogs or been removed? Hopefully!

Hedgehog here. Maybe the telegraph has something

Oh haha nope not him.<dabs brow>

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I've got hedgehogs. Are hedgehogs the new dead cats?

I'll scream if the lawyers got cold feet

Hope it's not a wind up to take focus off Nicola and the prisons

Grauniad is leading on: "Every household in England ‘to be within 15 minutes of green space or water". We must be one of the trailblazers, then, as our taps are way quicker than that already.

Farmers key to restoring green spaces and wildlife...

Our investments have dropped slightly wonder if markets are wobbling. FFS they had only just started recovering from Kwasi Carcrash.😡

@TracyBeakerSoYeah alot has been said about his lack of presence recently to maybe. But aren't guardian and telegraph 'lefty' News? It's going to be Tory related.

The Guardian have also just tweeted about the bloody hedgehogs. Finally a correct use for the phrase "prick tease"

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I don't have insider info! Lol
I was adding my tuppence worth to previous comments 😄
Been pretty obvious this last week that's what he's doing!