Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

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Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

Only if its not in a hurry, making a nest before she gives birth

@Xere

maybe harrys had a DNA test and hes discovered Charles is not his dad

No it's Tory. The Guardian think they are bastards and the Telegraph don't think they are tough enough.

Looking forward to JRM confirming that he really does wear stockings and suspenders under that suit

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I swear that hedgehog is looking at the camera more every time I refresh.

Just me then.

I know I'm going to thoroughly disappointed.

How do you even know what an embargo looks like? Unless it looks like a hedgehog.

Hedgehog looking at its own reflection in a puddle of water

It is going to be something boring.

William and Kate promise they are going to work more.
Johnson says he is not a liar.

OOh thank you, that's interesting PleaseClean

What about Johnson coming out? He’s decided he also is partial to balls and boobs

I'm going to start calling embargoes 'hedgehogs' and vice versa

I don't know what the telegraph political side is to be honest. The articles I want to read are nearly always behind a pay wall so I don't read enough to know their loyalties.

That would be shocking news

The Telegraph has a good track record of investigative political journalism. Eg they broke the expenses scandal.

Is it going to be Gove coming out? The worst kept secret ever.

@Jenasaurus sadly for Harry as he ages its becoming more and more apparent the poor chap is his father son.

Maybe they've got a leaked draft of meghans book

Oh well if it's gay straight or Gove then massive zzzz on that

Well, that was rather my point.

Follow up on the pfizer employee and the iPad smashing incident a couple of days back?

Or that Charles is not William’s dad …..so Harry is next in line.

Call me Sherlock, but I reckon this recent thread was insider agitprop:

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4731191-why-do-people-keep-voting-the-tortes-in-again-and-again

Sunak is being forced out and our new PM is going to be made of chocolate, sliceable and utterly delicious.

This is excellent and I will absolutely be doing the same.

Sunak et Al and Moderna shares and Cayman Island tax haven.

Even Nazis think the Telegraph is a bit right wing.🙈