Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

[cakeorwine]

Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

Ahh. I googled. If it is Moderna and Sunak will that be enough to oust him? I bloody hope so

<hops out of bed and runs downstairs to make sure the doors are double bolted>

It's the only lettuce I can trust at the moment!

Is it just the Guardian and Telegraph that have the story? Or other papers as well?

If it’s just the Grauniad and Torygraph, well, the are opposite ends of the political spectrum. What does that suggest?

I mentioned stock markets above also, great minds ha ha.

There must be some significance to the timing. That's what we need to work out!

Run on the markets
D notice lifted
Injunction expired
Legal issues late night judge

WHAT ????

If it is, he needs to be gone in the morning!

I'm worried that I'll be disappointed. I've already run out of Wensleydale. I can't take another knock back.

Sunak/Moderna, c'mon!

If Sunak goes then the government will collapse! We will be having a general election

I’d offer you Weetos @Xere but it’s too poor a substitute for cheese.

I have just taken a melatonin, if it works before 1.30 I will not be best pleased.😡😂

Ahh. I googled. If it is Moderna and Sunak will that be enough to oust him? I bloody hope so

They're rapidly churning through all the potential PMs, though, so who will be left to replace him?

You'd hope so. Hasn't happened so far though.

That's hopeful!

If Sunak goes then the government will collapse! We will be having a general election-

Lets hope so!

I'm loving that given the traffic The Guardian are likely getting to their home page at the moment they've gone for the headline of...hedgehogs :D

Mr Friend of Ukraine himself.... 😂😂😂

Stumbled across this while looking... this will make us all feel better.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/30/queen-of-clean-marie-kondo-says-she-has-kind-of-given-up-on-tidying-at-home

Or, as I posted before, Johnson as Chancellor. Would also affect the markets.

It's the thought that counts, Tea, thank you for thinking of me. I've got some brie, so scraping by <brave soldier>

2 minutes 🤐

Where can we read whatever it is?

My phone just chucked me off this page twice and went to homescreen.

Do dooo dooo do...

Or just rubbish phone.

So is it 1am or 1:30am? Or is it one paper at 1 and the other at half-past?

Better not be the return of that swine. I literally can’t stand Johnson. Frankly I know we jest but a bloody lettuce could do a better job.

Johnson has launched a campaign to return himself to power