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Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

660 replies

cakeorwine · 30/01/2023 23:33

Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

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IntentionalError · 31/01/2023 00:40

Rees-Mogg : ‘My coke & hookers hell.’

BertaHoon · 31/01/2023 00:40

KenAdams · 31/01/2023 00:33

This is terrible news. Twitter told me it was 1am for the papers and 1.30 for TV :(

Nightmare. If you find out first please do post.

Maybe a panto legend has passed.

I don't know. I'm up late cleaning. I shall await the bang of your gavel.

KenAdams · 31/01/2023 00:40

Stopping teachers from striking somehow? That would be a biggie.

Interested in this thread?

Then you might like threads about this subject:

Teaandtoast3 · 31/01/2023 00:40

Oh fuck if. I’m cracking open the Weetos.

FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar · 31/01/2023 00:40

IntentionalError · 31/01/2023 00:40

Rees-Mogg : ‘My coke & hookers hell.’

😂

KenAdams · 31/01/2023 00:41

IntentionalError · 31/01/2023 00:40

Rees-Mogg : ‘My coke & hookers hell.’

You've got it, night all!

007DoubleOSeven · 31/01/2023 00:42

Trez1510 · 31/01/2023 00:37

Martial law to prevent an uprising.

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised

BertaHoon · 31/01/2023 00:42

IntentionalError · 31/01/2023 00:40

Rees-Mogg : ‘My coke & hookers hell.’

Puke.

Cannottryasp00 · 31/01/2023 00:42

Xere · 31/01/2023 00:37

Oh MIchelle Mone? Could be her. God knows she was busy during lockdown 😠

Yes ..think it will be about her .

BertaHoon · 31/01/2023 00:44

David Icke proven right as Charles' mask slips.

Xere · 31/01/2023 00:44

Mone is likely but would be boring since she's so obviously knee deep in dodgy deals. I want new Tory scandals. There's only been three since Saturday.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 31/01/2023 00:45

New multinational law that Rolos have to have 11 in a pack again.

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 31/01/2023 00:46

I too think Moderna and Sunak. And it could be embargoed as the Markets will go into meltdown.

But want it to be Rees-Mogg and the coke and hooker story!

LydiaBin · 31/01/2023 00:46

Could be H&M related, since they're not talking to the UK tabloids. A pregnancy announcement about now would be handy, in terms of missing an awkward family event.

Teaandtoast3 · 31/01/2023 00:47

sorry obviously hiding under a rock. What’s this about Moderna and Sunak?

007DoubleOSeven · 31/01/2023 00:47

I hope its royal related. Anything else bodes really badly

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 31/01/2023 00:49

It's going to have to be massive, considering that massive government sleaze has now become the expected norm. Unless it's a scandal implicating the hitherto-untarnished lettuce?

madeyemoody · 31/01/2023 00:50

Just finished watching episode three of the 'The Last of Us' and now I'm thinking we are about to be told to stay inside and lock the doors.

Xere · 31/01/2023 00:50

In order, I want:

Sunak and Moderna
Rees-Mogg and anything
Raab and anything
Any fucking Tory and anything BIG
Aliens

KenAdams · 31/01/2023 00:50

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 31/01/2023 00:46

I too think Moderna and Sunak. And it could be embargoed as the Markets will go into meltdown.

But want it to be Rees-Mogg and the coke and hooker story!

I've just googled. Proof of that would be a huge scoop.

Goldpaw · 31/01/2023 00:51

I'll stay up till 1 in the hope the papers announce then, although I think it won't be as exciting as we hope! Hope I'm wrong!

BertaHoon · 31/01/2023 00:51

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 31/01/2023 00:46

I too think Moderna and Sunak. And it could be embargoed as the Markets will go into meltdown.

But want it to be Rees-Mogg and the coke and hooker story!

Ooh I do hope so as that's been rumbling for a while.

Moderna/Sunak I mean.

JRM would be totally believable, especially if an Arab Sheik was involved, but I don't think anyone would be surprised.

Florenz · 31/01/2023 00:52

Snickers changing back to Marathon.

BertaHoon · 31/01/2023 00:52

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 31/01/2023 00:49

It's going to have to be massive, considering that massive government sleaze has now become the expected norm. Unless it's a scandal implicating the hitherto-untarnished lettuce?

Please not the lettuce!

LexMitior · 31/01/2023 00:53

Raab isn't big enough. The only story is when he goes.

Moderna - that's big