Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

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Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

@IntentionalError that’s not a nice thought to being

Only in TYOJ's dreams would he make the front page of a school newspaper, let alone two national ones.

Based on a brief, but highly scientific, survey I carried out:

• 97.8% of respondents said 'who?'

Of those who had heard of him:

• 61% think he is a dickhead.
• 24% think he is a comedy character created by Andrew Doyle
• 9% think he's a puppet.
• 6% think he is a 'self-identified journalist'

Didn't Andrew say he would be able to prove his innocence soon? How though?

Oo, are they different stories as Guardian only until 01:00?

Probably politics as it's not the tabloids.

@FrostieBoabby good point! I am more inclined to believe it's something international rather than home based.

This is terrible news. Twitter told me it was 1am for the papers and 1.30 for TV :(

What I want it to be: They’ve found the Mumsnet goatman!

what it will be: something about dishonest posh people in suits

Oh aliens would be good.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords. It's not like they could do a worse job.

I don't think it'll be Royal. I reckon it's something to do with a senior Tory MP.

I want to go to sleep, but it must be interesting to be on the guardian and telegraph front pages. They rarely agree on anything!

I'd stay up for that but I doubt whatever it actually is is worth staying up for.

I agree. Raab has decided to jump before he’s pushed?

Presumably the same story they accidentally printed last week:

www.theguardian.com/info/2023/jan/26/removed-article

If it was international I'm sure some foreign news outlets would have released it by now. It'll likely be something to do with the Royal family.

Ooh, watching sky news and presenter just said “I’m just checking it’s not written by Harry! No it’s not, Yes I’m ok to go continue. Haha”

Are they going to once and for all expose the solution to that intensely irritating Boswell 'joke'?

Oh MIchelle Mone? Could be her. God knows she was busy during lockdown 😠

Martial law to prevent an uprising.

If it was international I'm sure some foreign news outlets would have released it by now. It'll likely be something to do with the Royal family.

Errrmm, have you heard of something called the Commonwealth?!

Ok who's gonna act as the bookies here?

Public know your place!

Raab going would be ace, but why an embargo on that?

Boris Johnson denies impregnating a woman with reduced vision.

Or finally the Sue Grey report in full?