Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

[cakeorwine]

Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

It's obv something those papers have been injuncted on and it's expiring in......Tick tock.....

Is anyone really that interesting in him at 1.30 in the morning?

*interested

@cortisolqueen I agree.😂

This is one of the most active threads iv been on….
Better be worth it ….
10% Battery left….

exactly, nothing so far is embargo worthy.

Well, clearly somebody has never been relying on being loved enough to be given somebody's last Rolo.... harumph

Okay final bid. Massive PM scandal. Either Sunak or Johnson

please this

It's this, isn't it?

Sir Mo retiring...the Guardian are surely watching this thread 😆

Sunak. Wrong papers for Cowell!

Not the bloody royals, surely??

Not remotely. Just being tediously informative to pass the time!

6 minutes

Better not be @QuestionableMouse lol. I really want it to be about the Tories

Or to keep in line with all the gay rumours - S and J both come out, they’re in a relationship and will ‘lead’ the country together.

Something Russian and U.K. political links

Hedgehog is the new PM?

Stacey Solomon’s birth announcement

I hope not, Thats boring @QuestionableMouse

Freddie Starr did not eat my hamster.

Can't believe I'm still up. If this isn't 💯 incendiary, imma cry. Then shoot somebody.

Or it could be about Charles suing Musk over unpaid rent (from the London twitter premises)

Camilla pregnant with donor egg

I agree if it is about Charles evicting Andrew I will be annoyed.
Not sure he can legally do that anyway.