Guardian and Telegraph have an embargoed story - front page embargoed till 1.30 am. I wonder what it is?

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Will it be a Royal story? Harry at the Coronation?

Or something about Zahawi and taxes

I was sat out late one summers evening as something passed by my legs. I put my down to stroke my cat - Jesus Christ!
It wasn't him but it was the biggest hog of the hedge that I'd in years.

Started feeding it. Noisy fucker. I did fall in love with it though.

My bet is it being about Simon cowell.

Seen in years * Stroked in years?

What that Simon Cowell is gay?

Ooh a late entry.

Dead by Botox?

No come on, being gay is now as exciting as shepherds pie

The Telegraph is somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan, as they say.

My bet is it being about Simon cowell

I must admit my thought was his friend David Walliams but I’m not sure The Torygraph would cover that kind of thing.

sadly for Harry as he ages its becoming more and more apparent the poor chap is his father son.

I don't think anybody has ever doubted or questioned that he is the son of A father, though....

didnt a celeb have a legal ban on some similar jimmy saville type saga that maybe has run out

Why did I look at this thread just before I turned out the light an hour ago?

And I've already had shepherd's pie once today

Cos you're daft like me!

Deal on the NI protocol? Or is that too boring a suggestion?

@LexMitior exactly, nothing so far is embargo worthy. The royals and a massive PM scandal is embargo worth

You're so lucky.

Now that would be big

I need to finish some work and I daren't look away from this hedgehog. Or this thread.

It’s not about being gay. From what I’ve heard about DW it’s about making, shall we say, unwanted advances.

Everyone would know about that though. This has got to be an investigative piece.

The Telegraph is somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan, as they say.

Reminds me of Roger Taylor's (Queen, not Duran Duran) solo song 'Dear Mr Murdoch', with the line "You're not quite as nice as Atilla the Hun".

The Simon Cowell rumours are about his health rather than sexuality.

This has better be good...

Sky News or BBC? Which one normally breaks first?

If it's Johnson being a dog with two dicks then this is also not a story either