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Man spreading on the bus *pic*

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CucumberCool · 26/01/2023 09:22

I'm currently on the bus. It's busy. Had to ask this dick to move his bag so I could sit. He did, however didn't move his legs so I made room for myself and pushed his leg over a bit when I sat. He didn't move. He hasn't moved. I felt a bit ick with him touching me so have crossed my a leg a bit and am using my foot to keep his leg off me.....he pretending to be asleep, eyes tight closed.

I hope I've marked his trousers. He's not moved though...I'm pushing a bit and have a steadfastly got on my foot against him and the front of the bus.

I want to ask him really loud if he has something wrong with his testicles and that's why he is taking up so much space. 🙄

It really makes me angry.

Rant over.

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HandbagsnGladrags · 26/01/2023 12:51

Laughing at the outrage at OP taking a pic of the man's legs. You can hardly tell who he is!!

I hate this as well. Don't catch buses much but always seem to get one on a flight. I can't bear other people's legs touching me. And then there's the elbow encroachment on the armrests 😡

WinterDeWinter · 26/01/2023 12:53

OP, you really have to woman up. Name it it and call it out.

"Excuse me - as I'm sure you know, you are encroaching on my space. It's making me very uncomfortable in every sense of the word. If it happens again I will speak to the stewards about your inappropriate actions - you appear to be trying to touch my leg with yours."

pelargoniums · 26/01/2023 12:54

WinterDeWinter · 26/01/2023 12:53

OP, you really have to woman up. Name it it and call it out.

"Excuse me - as I'm sure you know, you are encroaching on my space. It's making me very uncomfortable in every sense of the word. If it happens again I will speak to the stewards about your inappropriate actions - you appear to be trying to touch my leg with yours."

The… bus stewards?

WinterDeWinter · 26/01/2023 12:54

OR "have you got swollen balls mate? Is that why you're spreading your legs into my personal space? Did some other woman need to kick you hard?"

BloodAndFire · 26/01/2023 12:56

pelargoniums · 26/01/2023 12:54

The… bus stewards?

That did cheer me up Grin

WinterDeWinter · 26/01/2023 12:56

pelargoniums · 26/01/2023 12:54

The… bus stewards?

hahahaha I'm a twat. I am projecting my own experience on planes.
In that case, the swollen balls question is my advice.

or just leave out the bus steward bit.

I would like bus stewards, nice glass of wine on the way home.

GloomyDarkness · 26/01/2023 12:57

The… bus stewards?

I too am wonder what these are.

The bus driver's IME doesn't usually want to get involved in any disputes though might at a real push if it looks like might delay them driving off.

Hearmeout · 26/01/2023 12:58

I personally think it's you that's being a bit of a dick here OP.

If that's the aisle next to you particularly as you could easily point your legs the other way but instead you've chosen pettiness and a race to the bottom with this man, well done.

GloomyDarkness · 26/01/2023 12:58

hahahaha I'm a twat. I am projecting my own experience on planes.

x-post taht makes sense.

TBH even on trains with conductors and people sat in you reserved seats there is often a marked reluctance to get involved.

Francisca459 · 26/01/2023 13:01

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KvotheTheBloodless · 26/01/2023 13:02

ThisGirlNever · 26/01/2023 11:09

It doesn't look like there's much clearance between his knee and the seat in front. I think men over six feet tall struggle to sit with their legs together because their knees get crushed.

Nonsense. DH is 6'6" and is able to sit with his legs closed, he just does it tilted sideways and makes sure he has an aisle seat where possible.

KvotheTheBloodless · 26/01/2023 13:04

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Ah, we seem to have found the manspreader! ODFOD, @Francisca459 no-one wants your crotch on display or your legs in their space.

Yupthatsright · 26/01/2023 13:08

I didn't realize this was "Man hating net"....

whereaw · 26/01/2023 13:10

I presume the middle is the line down at the very far left of the photo ...

lovescats3 · 26/01/2023 13:12

Wow lots of people on here supporting creepy men

SheldontheWonderSchlong · 26/01/2023 13:12

Yupthatsright · 26/01/2023 13:08

I didn't realize this was "Man hating net"....

Good lord. Calling out entitled behaviour is not man hating!

vera99 · 26/01/2023 13:13

Shoxfordian · 26/01/2023 10:09

Ugh, I saw one on the train the other day but he was also reading Jordan Peterson so… double dick 🙄

The very worse. If you need the ultimate take-down of this twat here it is ! Andrew Tate for those that don't work out.
www.currentaffairs.org/2018/03/the-intellectual-we-deserve

Catnary · 26/01/2023 13:16

Artist's impression

ppure · 26/01/2023 13:18

I find coughing works to make people keep their distance

WinterDeWinter · 26/01/2023 13:19

great artist impression. The guy could swing both his legs to the left, as I do (tall woman).

"STOP TOUCHING MY LEG " I think that would resolve the issue

courgettigreensadwater · 26/01/2023 13:20

Catnary · 26/01/2023 13:16

Artist's impression

Love it 😊 . A perfect representation for those struggling and saying the OP is just as bad?! Seriously 😳

ChristmasKraken · 26/01/2023 13:20

Catnary · 26/01/2023 13:16

Artist's impression

Brilliant. You missed the bus steward though...

courgettigreensadwater · 26/01/2023 13:20

Also. I can't remember when I last got on a bus but it's not that hard to see where the middle is on the chairs in front.

BloodAndFire · 26/01/2023 13:21

ChristmasKraken · 26/01/2023 13:20

Brilliant. You missed the bus steward though...

Yes! Add the steward!

@Catnary can you illustrate all threads from now on please?

Catnary · 26/01/2023 13:21

ChristmasKraken · 26/01/2023 13:20

Brilliant. You missed the bus steward though...

I was so tempted but humans are not my strong point as you can see!