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Man spreading on the bus *pic*

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CucumberCool · 26/01/2023 09:22

I'm currently on the bus. It's busy. Had to ask this dick to move his bag so I could sit. He did, however didn't move his legs so I made room for myself and pushed his leg over a bit when I sat. He didn't move. He hasn't moved. I felt a bit ick with him touching me so have crossed my a leg a bit and am using my foot to keep his leg off me.....he pretending to be asleep, eyes tight closed.

I hope I've marked his trousers. He's not moved though...I'm pushing a bit and have a steadfastly got on my foot against him and the front of the bus.

I want to ask him really loud if he has something wrong with his testicles and that's why he is taking up so much space. 🙄

It really makes me angry.

Rant over.

Man spreading on the bus *pic*
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FannyFifer · 01/02/2023 00:32

Catnary · 01/02/2023 00:19

Crowded train this morning, I have another picture. See if you can work this one out….

You didn't sit like that?

Catnary · 01/02/2023 00:42

I did. It was not the time or place to get into an argument and it was marginally better than standing. By the time I got on the train was too crowded for him to get up and put the case on the rack without risking it hitting someone on the head. But he had clearly sat there watching it fill up over several stops and not moved it.

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CucumberCool · 01/02/2023 02:57

@Catnary I hope there was at least some glaring involved. That's really shit of him.

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Sweetpea1532 · 01/02/2023 20:03

@Clarefromwork his dingaling😂😂😂😂🤣😂 haven't heard that one in awhile. Thanks for the laugh!

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 13:12

Oh whew, finally the bus crew is back 😘

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 13:26

@Catnary thank you for illustrating this via aerial view and side view.

When a man approach you like that, he clearly wants to get your Whatsapp written atop of his luggage, in that case, what's best to do is ask yourself

a) Is (well, was he) fit?

And b) Are his hands cold? (If so, your hands may touch when you pass his suitcase to him)

c) When he exits train, does he drive Fiesta or Jaguar (but you must be SUBTLE 💄💍💃 when asking this)

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 13:28

@Stewball01 love turns into hatred so they say 😅

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 13:37

👜@CucumberCool please holla back about my open day okz

Man spreading on the bus *pic*
cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 13:47

Methought I saw my late espoused Bae

Brought to me like Alcestus from the grave,
Who Jove's great Son to his shiny boots gave,

Rescu'd from death by force though pale and faint.
Mine as whom washt from spot of child-bed taint

Purification in the old Law did save,

And such as yet once more I trust to have

Full sight of him in Bus & Train without restraint,

Came vested all in white, pure as his mind:

His face was veil'd, yet to my fancied sight
Love, sweetness, goodness in his boots shin'd

So clear, as in no face with more delight.

But O as to embrace me he enclin'd

I wak'd, he fled, and day brought back my night.

Catnary · 03/02/2023 14:37

😂😂😂😂 I actually know a RL chick lit author, I will sell this to her 😂

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 17:58

@cassiatwenty 😂😂😂 you've outdone yourself.!!! Well done!Grin

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 18:04

@cassiatwenty What's that big white blob that is emitting a red lighning bolt?Confused

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 18:35

@Sweetpea1532 Hey there! I'm so glad you read this thread.

Did you see the bus steward bit?

That big white blob is a frozen Newcastle/Somerset heart being cracked wide open by a red lightening bolt by Cupid

OP promised to take be my escort & wearing those boots

!!!!

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 18:36

@Catnary Plz don't forget my royalty cheque, I promised to help him shop for new boots at Harrods 😍

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 18:50

@cassiatwenty Oh, of course it is a frozen Newcastle thing..I should have known Blush...

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 19:15

Yes@cassiatwenty ..and there are about 700 more posts available!Grin

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 19:20

@cassiatwenty I think I will alert @SantaBakula about this..she just loves a good 'man-spreading'thread with lots of posting spots available Wink

cassiatwenty · 03/02/2023 19:42

@Sweetpea1532 Make haste but do not scare away the specimen in boots, we need to get more pictorial evidence of this scene of crime 😋🤓🚶

Sweetpea1532 · 03/02/2023 19:47

@cassiatwenty , OH, poor diddums, you...I fear busman and OP have gone on with their lives, not still duking it out over a bus seat

cassiatwenty · 04/02/2023 08:32

@Sweetpea1532 Well, here's to some torrid romance in the making on BA or Ryanair, if not now, then in the future 😎

Sweetpea1532 · 04/02/2023 08:50

There's always hope@cassiatwenty
I had a guy ask me if he could hold my hand on a long flight once back in the late 70s...he was very cute..longish blond hair and a nice tan...I must have had an empty seat beside me or maybe he switched seats with someone, because I remember him sitting by me and we held hands the whole way to California....he was a very sweet and sensitive kinda guy. I still remember his name....."Louis, if you're out there somewhere,thanks for the memories! It was great whilst it lasted" 😅💕..young love...☺️

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