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If I knew I’d be ok, I would…………..

128 replies

kgfreo · 18/01/2023 15:23

Take myself off to a cottage in the country for a couple of months and finally write that novel that’s rumbling around in my head.

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yannywanle · 18/01/2023 16:24

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StarInTheHeavens · 18/01/2023 16:25

Let go of my worries and let my body relax. Dance around and do the jobs I need to do.

StarInTheHeavens · 18/01/2023 16:27

Wtf is that long post about above mine?

Octopusmittens · 18/01/2023 16:27

Have riding lessons.

Keep a pet Tiger

squidgybits · 18/01/2023 16:29

StarInTheHeavens · 18/01/2023 16:27

Wtf is that long post about above mine?

what is that?

Cocolapew · 18/01/2023 16:30

I've reported it as spam/advertising

MissCherryCakeyBun · 18/01/2023 16:33

Retire early at 55.
I left home and got a job at 15 so I've worked full time for 40 years with 2 years I worked part time after DD was born.
I'm so sick of going to work. I've had a pension plan for years and when I started work women retired at 60 and now for me it's 67 Confused I'm just so tired

DarkShade · 18/01/2023 16:34

Have another baby.

Take lots of hallucinogens.

If you modified it to 'if I knew that my child would be ok' I'd add: be single.

MissCherryCakeyBun · 18/01/2023 16:34

I say left home....abusive narcissist mother who threw me out as I was ruining her life.

PeterRabbitIsNotHere · 18/01/2023 16:35

KangarooKenny · 18/01/2023 15:57

Ask DH if I can buy him out of the house, and live in separate houses.

I did a variation of this, best thing ever, DO IT!

swingersnotroundabouts · 18/01/2023 16:37

Take my kids to a non-Hague country so we are safe from their abuser because family court is shit at keeping women and children safe.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 18/01/2023 16:37

.... tweak Putin's nose. 👃

MorrisZapp · 18/01/2023 16:38

Shag my colleague

Inertiagurl · 18/01/2023 16:39

…walk all the long distance trails in the world all by myself.

FashionDoggy · 18/01/2023 16:39

Give up my job and start my own business

Jaffapaffa · 18/01/2023 16:40

Leave teaching after 31 years of it - all full time.

When I started, staff were leaving at 55 on enhanced pensions - there was a surplus of staff.

But me - I have to keep going to 67.

Or rob a bank.....

IntentionalError · 18/01/2023 16:40

Drink a bottle of wine every night.
Do a parachute jump.
Pass my bike test & buy a Ducati.

grayhairdontcare · 18/01/2023 16:41

Would just travel the world solo till I was too old .

Theemptychair23 · 18/01/2023 16:42

Yeah, I'd have another baby, but I definitely wouldn't be okay!!!
My perimenopausal body wouldn't allow it.

Irishfarmer · 18/01/2023 16:42

@MrsTerryPratchett why would you go to most of those countries, I can't imagine going to Afghanistan right now especially as a woman.

ICrunchCrispsNotNumbers · 18/01/2023 16:42

Have the confidence to date again.

CPHB2021 · 18/01/2023 16:43

Give up work and have another baby.

Jafffffacakes · 18/01/2023 16:43

Pack in work and bugger off to Tahiti

inininsomnia · 18/01/2023 16:43

Finally quit my job and look after myself at last

SouperNoodle · 18/01/2023 16:44

Get back on the stage