Things that can fuck off

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Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

I’m so sorry 💐

My excess fat
Thrush on my nipples 😬😬😬
Housework
Boredom

The Tory party
the labour party
HMRC
range rovers
people who own massive range rovers and don’t know how to drive them (which is all Range Rover drivers)
Badly behaved children (which is most of them where I live)
badly behaved parents (also most of them where I live)

Thank you. The police are confident that they have cctv and she is recovering well.

It happened yesterday so on balance Friday the 13th can F off as well.

Anything done in the name of religion
Mermaids
Flaky agency staff

Oh yes..100%

SO glad to hear that - what an awful thing. Terrifying. Hope she’s all better soon

Turning on Radio 4 in the morning to hear the news and having someone mention Pepgwadiola or whatever the hell he's called.
Every fucking morning. Pepfuckingladioli this and that as soon as I turn it on.
Followed by some ridiculous interview with a politician where BBC interviewers interrupt then say 'sorry for interrupting' then interrupt again.

Grrr.
I've defected to Radio 3.

Someone letting off fireworks .
Rain
Giving up chocolat but not feeling any better for it ( yes I know all that fat ,sugar and palm oil cannot be doing me good and I am better without it )
Menopause and the effect ot has on my hair, energy, memory

Can’t stop laughing at Pepgwadiola 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

rotator cuff shoulder driving me up the wall
Harry and Meghan
dementia
the masked singer and other crap similar
people who post on fb about expensive meals out holidays etc seemingly oblivious to the fact that the majority of people are very worried about money severely lacking in empathy
I'm looking at you 5of my work colleagues grrr
utility Bill's
the cold
menopause
20 year old son whose room is constantly a tip
the pain in my knee which I suspect to be atheritus
people who spend all day talking loudly in the office usually managers
micro managers
managers with poor communication skills and poor decision making skills

Sulky teenagers
My fatness
My empty bank balance
Peri menopause
Palpitations (see above)
The government
Drivers who don't indicate
Car drivers that drive through puddles to splash pedestrians
My dodgy hip
Brainwashing media

another one noisy inconsiderate neighbours that bang doors have dogs that bark half the day play music loudly thomp up and down the stairs and generally shout and scream
leave dog and cat food out which then attracts mice into our loft

People who ignore my texts. Especially if they owe me money.

Cancer

My period
My husband
My bank balance....

My shitty fucking bastard anxiety.

Prevents me from working, debilitates me pretty much all the time, makes me feel ridiculously unwell and terrified and is an absolute bastard.

I hate it .

self assessment tax bills (which were unanticipated)
next door tree which has smashed my greenhouse roof
gallstones
ear infections
dark mornings
dark evenings
the price of food (and everything else)

and the overwhelming grief after loosing someone so close 10 days ago.

and the impending funeral

Colds
The two bits where water's getting into our brickwork that will cost a fortune to fix
And the roof beam that's rotten 😩
Trying to get a child with ADHD to do homework without basically having to sit there and practically do it for them

WOKE and the constant going on about it
people who cant decide what they are
my incredibly thin menopause hair
people who think it's fine for their adult children to laze around the house all day and not get a job whilst they themselves work!!
parents who take no rent off their kids then buy them cars and driving lessons and the like and pay for these young adults to fo on expensive holidays how do they ever learn the value of money
rich parents who send their children to obscure unis to do obscure degrees all paid for by the bank of mum and dad and the degree isnt worth the paper it's written on and never gets used

Tax returns

The absolute worst. I'm so sorry.

Came here to whine about my broken boiler and sitting wearing a hat and gloves in my own living room, but looking at some of these answers it’s not so bad.
💐💐 to those of you having such a hard time.

Migraines.