Things that can fuck off

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Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

The endless rain making house damp
Double dementia - both parents
m&s click and collect taking TWO WEEKS
climate change novels predicting endless rain and houses falling down
penury
meds making me sore and fat
hair loss
pork pies insisting on having calories, CFs

My sore shoulder and the cats sore paw.

And my new job.....

My ex husband and when he gets there, I hope he fucks off from there! #cretin

The Tories.
The press.
The Royal family.
Andrew Tate fans.
Covid deniers.
Antivaxxers.
Cleaning.

Violent, ignorant, noisy chavs who make their neighbour's lives a misery.

The fact that the worst people always seem to have the most kids.

Cars with modified exhausts that sound like firework displays.

People who drink too much, eat junk food, never exercise, cheat the benefit system, make appointments at the hospital and don't tun up, grab every medicine going, put in repeat prescriptions they don't need, stockpile drugs, and then whinge about the state of the NHS.

Having to work.

Being forced to interact with people I don't like.

Living on an estate with people on top of me.

The constant gloom and low grey sky.

Spiders.

The majority of the human race.

The fact that everything that makes you feel good (drugs, alcohol, junk food) is bad for you. Why can't cocaine and heroin and morphine be good for you?? Imagine if morphine cured cancer.

The fact that people die in such slow, ghastly ways. Why can't we all go instantly and painlessly while watching TV?

My anxiety
This fucking agonising but tiny papercut on my hand.
The wait for my new plum jeans to be delivered.

WTAF?????

My son's anxiety that holds him back
Meningitis
Migraines
Receeding gums
Menopause
Health anxiety
Dog owners who let their dogs jump up at others, and those who don't pick up their dog's poo.
Poor eyesight
Bingo wings

MIL
So called friend who ghosts you
Users
Noisy neighbours with screaming kids awake til midnight

Horrible snotty cold that keeps hanging on… just sod off - you made me look and feel foul, so bugger off!
The bloody rain, day after day… everywhere is sodden… can’t get washing dry!
The price of food!!! Hells Bells… if it wasn’t an essential, we’d never buy it after all these increases! £106 today for so little!
Short staffing at work … so fed up with it now. We’re all worn out with months of covering people.
Crap telly programmes

The endless wait for January payday 😭

People at my work being surprised that I don’t know thing without being told them. Give me a break I’m not mystic Meg ffs. I thought they were bullying me but it turns they’re just incompetent.

Our manic grey guinea pig.
Flakes.
Back pain.

The endless fucking rain and mud. Every dog walk is complicated by needing to clean wellies, wash my dog’s paws etc, fucking nightmare I want to just walk into the house 🙄

Nutters in public who just suddenly start yelling or trying to harass passers by. Sick of them.

Delivery drivers who always seem to know when I’m on the loo or in the shower and choose that exact moment to press the bell. Every. Fucking. Time.

Washing up, laundry and shit to tidy away. It’s like that scene in Harry Potter where they touch the gold cups and they turn into 10 more.

Perimenopause
Migraines
Anxiety
Dick head drivers
Really bright sun when I'm driving
Wind (outside type not bum)
Anything like smoothies and milkshakes 🤮

My 2 bosses and their arsehole ways.
The relentless rain we are getting.
Sadness as a whole. An emotion which is overwhelming me these past few weeks due to knowing I will lose something special to me very soon. Just feels like a waiting game and is taking over everything right now to the point where I can't switch off.
Anxiety. Enough said.
Cost of living
Next door neighbours and their arsehole ways
People who let off fireworks

I'm so sorry for you and DC. I have been through similar (and still am): it is a heartbreak I had never imagined. We need to hold on to the hope that our DC will have an understanding of and learned skills to help with future MH needs. I hope you get the help you need and see improvement soon.

My bad back.
Boots the Chemist.
Drivers incapable of operating their vehicle's indicators.
Aubergines.

Cabinet ministers and their cronyism/nepotism/ non dom earnings/falsified contract deals.

Impending eye surgery

H&M ( the people not the shop) stories

Offal

Love Island and all similar gobshite.

Oh and all brachycephalic dog breeds. So effing cruel.

Ignorant fuckin covid denier that I work with.
Apparently the word covid on a death certificate is all part of the conspiracy. And me believing that my relative died of this disease makes me complicit.
They can fuck off to the far side of fuck.

m&s click and collect taking TWO WEEKS

Sale things are taking an age , I have an item now ready for pick up that I ordered on the 31st (no select option on date , it was basically We'll Contact You)

But an order made on Thursday is pick up Sunday , so it;s getting back on form.

The f***g burglars that burgled my house this week.

The paranoia that won't leave me because of it.

The outfit I bought for a wedding and is too tight around the bust and now I can't return/exchange it 🙄

My cats, for constantly jumping up and pulling the tea towels onto the floor to sleep on🙄
My liver, for the crappy test results and the anxiety while I wait for the doctor to discuss next steps with me
The dreadful parking on the school run
The massive house spider currently on my ceiling
Insomnia (although the house has never been this spotless)

Going to work instead of being able to retire.
Housing costs.
Winter
5am alarm calls