Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Fibro fuckin myalgia can do one, along with hemiplegic migraine.

My sniffly nose. Been in contact with Covid and I just don't fancy it.
Sodding constant rain

• My job (I'm leaving soon, I am counting down the minutes till it's over and it can fuck right off)
• The mess in my house. I swear I do clean and had a really clean house until a few years ago and it has all gone to pot
• companies 'encouraging' me to download apps so they can take my money. They can fuck off
• noisy neighbours and their terrible taste in music, friends and everything else

Thin hair.. but then I’d have no hair so maybe not.

Me, I want to FO and never come back!

Chin whiskers
Spots
Chin whiskers that grow out of spots
Moving house
Mud
Muddy dogs
Misogynists
My fucking cunt of an ex-husband

Alarm clocks making you get out of bed
this godawful cruel government
annoying drivers
acne
anxiety
weight gain

The rain
My periods (peri)
My knees

My dog being put to sleep. Just fuck right off you fucker.

My friend’s rude boyfriend.

And this. Get to fuck.

January
My job
My life
Cost of food
Being fat
Pain
January

Broken filling
Unreliable work colleagues - or actually, work in general
Blocked ears
This damn 4 stone

@userxx I'm sorry, I know that pain.

Prince Harry and his bloody wife
The bitches who have bullied my GD at school
the whole of January
diets

Cars parking up onto pavements. One of the rare times I need my wheelchair I have to go into the road as I can't get past them on the pavement.

Dogs who won't stop licking their fucking paws
High blood pressure
Constantly fighting 5yo twins
Car dealers' service departments who try to bullshit you into getting unnecessary work done at ridiculous prices

Tories
Tory voters
Brexit
Brexit voters
"Those" dogs
Bullies
IBS
Birth injuries
Cold custard
This winter

My narcissist dad.
belly bloating
people who were born rich
clothes that don’t fit right.
bad coffee.
the news.
banks closing their branches and going online.
married men on dating sites.
fibroids.

im so sorry, that’s horrendous. I hope she’s ok (and they have that c* on cctv)

Coughing
OFSTED
menopause

Endless washing to put away

Trying to find the holy grail of a meal that everyone will eat without one of the fuckers piping up that they don't like something

Life admin

Vulvar varicoses and shitty pregnancy pelvic floor

DH shitty "I could be worse" attitude when he does the bare fucking minimum

Sorry - was meant to quote @Leemoe

Cats with worms

Thank you. It really is a physical pain. 💐