Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

What a stupid comment. I have reported.

Work
My bullying headteacher. She has retired but I'm still angry about her, the f-ing cow.
Nasty little 10 year olds that bully my DC.
Aging - my elderly parents are suffering so much and it breaks my heart.

Touch control ear buds. They slip out constantly but think you want to skip songs when you push them back in. I don't think I've heard a full song in weeks.

Annoying friend who never invites me over to hers for a coffee but always says 'I'll pop round yours'. It's always my house or not at all. The one time I asked if we could go to hers instead she made an excuse why I could only stay a few minutes.

Whoever is playing that loud "music"

The 4 days I have to wait until payday. Wish I could pull the duvet over my head til Friday!

M.E.
Flu
Dementia
HP (not fucking) Smart App - what do you mean the printer is unavailable it's right there!

Air bnb. Taken my deposit ( glad I didn’t opt to pay full amount) then demanded I upload a photo of myself to establish “I’m a real person” Is my money , and the fact I could pay, not good enough?

Anxiety

School bullies who left me hating myself so much I wanted to die.
Teachers who didn't help me.
The mess I've made of my whole fucking life.

STBX
Playstation
People who pour their negative shit on others
Game designers, tiktokers and snapchatters

The Radfords
Katie Price
Cost of living crisis
Harry and Meghan

💐

Recurrent miscarriages

My cars smashed headlamp so now I have to fork out even more money that I don't have

British Gas
our ridiculous out of touch PM
the idiot who is our health secretary
one of my bosses
winter
The constant barrage of Harry and Megan, god those two a boring me!

Certain in laws
Migraine
Toothache
Depression
Menopause
Facial hair
Stress of every day life

The end of Music for a Sushi Restaurant by Harry Styles.
It really is too abrupt.
This marvellous song should be at least another two minutes long.

Honestly it’s only Harry Styles singing “scuba-duba-do-boo-boo” and left over stollen that are helping me to keep it together right now.

Tories
Cancer
Drink/drug drivers
Motorways with no hard shoulder
Social media influencers
Racism
Piers Morgan
Eggs

@MrsMcisaCt that sucks! I could have written your post a decade ago, but it’s not impossible to unmess a life. Therapy helps. Things change. Sending un-mumsnetty hugs 🤗

BMWs and their drivers
Audis and their drivers
So called "bully" dog breeds and their dodgy af owners.

Knobs that stick out and catch on my sleeve when I walk past.

Teeth
Rain
Neighbours
Neighbours parking opposite my drive
Migraines
Adhd
Blood pressure readings
Thyroid
Housework
Work
The M5
Tories
I feel better now

This cold I’ve had since Tuesday
My other half keep telling me I need to drink more water
Me, because I’m not using my fitness class membership

Dogs

Steve Barclay
Grant Snaps
People who leave supermarket trolleys in the car park where they've loaded their car and don't take it back to the bay
Any Tory who mentions we've chucked £xyz pounds at 'the problem' and invested £xyz into it, as if that's the answer.
Radio 3 when it goes off on one (digs out all the obscure stuff without any harmony after a soothing piece).
Bread that's supposed to be in date and has gone off the next day
Water companies that take huge profits and defend their policy on leak management.
Chicken manure in rivers.
Pot-holes
Road signs that are so dirty you can't read them
Yellow diversion signs that 'run out' and leave you lost and going round endless roundabouts pointing back to the original diversion.
Textured vegetable protein
Herbal teas that taste like gnats pea but are supposed to be good for me
Plastic wrapped vegetables that go soggy before you get them home
People who leave their engines running when they park up for 15 minutes oblivious of the smell and noise