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Things that can fuck off

407 replies

ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 19:34

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

OP posts:
roarfeckingroarr · 14/01/2023 22:25

Late pregnancy rib pain
Late pregnancy insomnia
Late pregnancy exhaustion
Knowing I'm going to have to give birth again in the next week or three

Sandra1984 · 14/01/2023 22:25

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Tallulasdancingshoes · 14/01/2023 22:26

Wind and rain
marking mock exams

di2004 · 14/01/2023 22:28

Ulcerative colitis
Prince Harry

JenniJennyJeni · 14/01/2023 22:36

Depression
arthritis
DS’s mother in law

MakingTheVeganYorkshirePud · 14/01/2023 22:41

People who are cruel to animals, children, or anyone really.

Tories.

Winter - I'd love it just to be Spring constantly.

Food and fuel poverty.

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ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 22:45

Fuck off - Animal edition:

Ddog for bringing home half the forest in his tail and fluffy bum after every walk.

Dhamster for being a noisy, bitey little shit.

Next doors cat for shitting in my herb garden.

Fungus gnats

OP posts:
trythisforsize · 14/01/2023 22:48

slugs that come up through the floorboards

ssd · 14/01/2023 23:02

Why am i feeling sorry for dhamster Grin

Cherry60 · 14/01/2023 23:11

How noisy can a hamster be?? 😂

Neveranynamesleft · 14/01/2023 23:19

My boss.
Slimeball.

NoWrecksToday · 14/01/2023 23:21

Coughing
The shed roof
Clothes moths
Meal planning
Mud

Plus the education system, the government of the day and the patriarchy can all do one too.

Big love and solidarity to all those with anxious DC’s and young ones struggling with mental health. Its utterly and completely shit.

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ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 23:30

Cherry60 · 14/01/2023 23:11

How noisy can a hamster be?? 😂

Someone's breaking into your house at 3am level of noisy! 🤣

I know my sleep isn't the same after dc but silent wheel my arse.

OP posts:
ssd · 15/01/2023 00:21

Poor wee bugger Grin

He's only keeping fit

DadANDPK · 15/01/2023 05:08

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:18

Thank you, she is only nine.

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@Leemoe

Poor kid!!! Getting heavy to carry about too I guess! How's she doing emotionally?

I hope it causes the driver nightmares for life!!

Wdib78 · 15/01/2023 05:39

Cats shitting in my garden so I can't enjoy it

moonagedaydreamer · 15/01/2023 05:47

Bunnyhair · 14/01/2023 20:20

My brand new left-handed fucking tin-opener that turns out not to open tins at all, no matter which hand you use.

There are bigger things that can fuck off, obvs. But this was the last fucking straw today and I was barely able to hold myself back from going mental with a hammer on a tin of baked beans.

You need an electric tin opener. Like this.
www.argos.co.uk/product/6988676?clickSR=slp:term:electric%20tin%20opener:2:38:1

chorusline79 · 15/01/2023 07:23

Headlice - aggghhh not again,,,

SouthCountryGirl · 15/01/2023 07:33

The Virgin media box restarting whilst recording or watching something

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 15/01/2023 08:08

Fungus gnats

Oh yes those can definitely fuck off.

Also, people who hang dog poo bags in trees.

YukoandHiro · 15/01/2023 08:10

The rain
Winter in general
My DH's fucking horrible shift pattern
Children being ill all the time
Self employment (even though it's still better than the alternative for me at the moment)

YukoandHiro · 15/01/2023 08:11

Oh and my flooding periods. Could be the start of peri, so I'll join you on that one OP.

passwordnotsecure · 15/01/2023 08:48

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Why does colour come into it? Who says these posts are written by 'white people'?

Shade17 · 15/01/2023 08:52

Socialists

YukoandHiro · 15/01/2023 09:21

"rich parents who send their children to obscure unis to do obscure degrees all paid for by the bank of mum and dad and the degree isnt worth the paper it's written on and never gets used"

@orangetriangle But apart from extremely practical ones like biochemical engineering and nursing, nobody's degree "gets used". Just like most people never use GCSE trigonometry. It's just an award that demonstrates cognitive ability and that you can apply yourself. So it doesn't really matter does it?