Things you are amazed actually sell

[SuperGinger]

Waitrose own brand bin liners, and they always break, and when you get them out it's super easy to poke a hole in them.

Scented loo roll or worse, coated in lotion/shea butter. All it does is irritate the intimate regions and make them uncomfortable and itchy.
Scented sanitary towels/panty liners (auto correct trying to say 'scented sanity' here, that too)
Candles/wax melts as we do have electricity nowadays.
Slime. Never got the appeal. Thankfully my lot didn't like it either but some of their cousins did. Just why I have no idea!

Anything gonk related…Wtaf

vimto…my dkids drink it and it is rancid

branded socks/underwear…fuck right off

Heal your Christmas bowels with this (sorry short link wouldn't work):

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Vimto is the best - so much better than Ribena

So very true re the playboy stuff - thankfully haven't seen it around for years.

Christmas sprouts and drinking from the previously mentioned glittery wine glasses = Christmas bowels

YES!!!

I don't get it, I wouldn't use it if I was offered it for free.

I don't know how many times I've seen a nice bag or jumper only to realise it's Minnie mouse or some shit.

Very annoying.

Lip filler. Botox. Massive false eyelashes.

It is not as subtle as you think and it does not look good.

I love an all day breakfast in a tin. DD always makes remarks about unidentified meat based objects but it just means more for me. I bought three for her DOfE expedition on purpose because I knew she would refuse them and then I could have them in peace while she was gone. I even sent her photos of me doing so haha.

Stuff like plastic banana holders and egg slicers. Just no.

This . They are so dangerous.

@GettinHyggeWithIt the banana holders are a game changer. Mush free banans!

All the really expensive stuff in m and s food hall , that has a short shelf life and mid week .who eats smoked salmon pate and lobster or really expensive ready meals on a Tuesday ?

Same goes for M&S Percy pig merch.... who's buying all the tea towels/pjs etc with a cartoon pig??

Cooked, frozen baked potatoes that you put in a microwave to heat. I don't understand. Tiny little potatoes that are so expensive. Why not put an actual potato in the microwave?

Banana holders are brilliant. They make a huge difference.

But don’t you need 5-6 of them to cover a standard bunch, and don’t the bananas just get eaten anyway? Think I’m missing what the point is?

It's for when you take a banana out with you to eat for eg your lunch or when you're hiking.

Elf on a shelf

I use the laundry cleansers. For when tops have a body odour armpit smell, it gets it out. Mostly use it for gym clothes

This thread is making me chuckle so much.

That reminds me of when I was in Greece with my partner and a cunning lady at the market managed to persuade us to buy a bag of seeds that, on closer inspection at home, turned out to be dandelion seeds.

Just saying....

They taste like they've been in the oven, and I hate microwave normal potatoes
Plus they're frozen so last well. Live alone and sometimes fancy a jacket potato, I buy the frozen ones when they're on offer

Chris de Burgh records. I realise tastes vary, but WTAF? If I ever got to be in charge of such a thing the first amendment to the Geneva convention would be to add music of such piss poor quality to the list of crimes against humanity.