Revenge secret Santa for the office b£#@!

[Surewhyknot]

I'm looking for the worst, most subtle insulting secret Santa gift for the office stirrer.. limit is £10 and we're opening them in person.

I'm torn between a pair of secondhand socks or a homemade loo roll cozy al la your grandma!

What are the worst you've had? Can I cast insult without being too overt??

I got given a fake plastic penis dildo when I was 24 and working mainly with straight blokes, they’d just found out I was gay. Shrugged it off and was told what a good sport I was but it was humiliating.
they really were dickheads.

Good Grief.. Silly men.
So dick orientated all the time.

‘Good Grief.. Silly men.
So dick orientated all the time.’

not sure what they expected to happen… maybe I’d be so swayed by the majesty of the male member that’d I’d swap out beautiful,
sexy, soft, thoughtful women for some overweight, middle aged, hairy blokes and their constant dick jokes??

Spoiler alert - I didn’t! Made me
instantly gayer…

Hearing about it made me gayer. And I'm straight.

Some men really have no clue.. These were middle aged men?
That makes it even worse.
I’m sorry you had to endure that.

Would women buy a Gay man an artificial vagina ?
I very much doubt it.

As demonstrated on this thread
some women use SS as an opportunity to behave like the devil incarnate

Why don’t you get her something nice and have the satisfaction of being the better person?

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1102846983/your-a-cunt-quote-mug-novelty-mugs-gift?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=gifts+under+15&ref=sr_gallery-2-26&pro=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1

Don't give her that.

Anyone who thinks that is a good idea for Secret Santa should just buy it for themselves.

‘Some men really have no clue.. These were middle aged men?
That makes it even worse.
I’m sorry you had to endure that.’

yup, middle age men and I was one of the few women Working there. Constant low level homophobia and outright sexism.
I wasn’t long out of Uni and my first job had been at a lively place surrounded by women and gay men, it was such a shock moving to a company where giving the gay girl a dodo was considered ‘bants’…
I honestly thought that this was what the world of work would be like! I moved to a promotion elsewhere 18 months later and realised that it was nuts that they behaved like that.

Dildo! A dodo would have been fine…

I was given some B and H body lotion and hand cream love it it was in a raffle and a friend gave it me as I’ve just moved anything is gratefully accepted toiletries especially.

Cool first post, Sal.

A beautiful personalised wooden spoon! See attached image Wooden spoon

Good on you for re-gifting 10/10 ✅