Those dried fruit 'hit' pouches for kids. Toothache inducing, too sweet and yacky. Just eat an apple.
I was at one of those "value" US hotel chains for work last week, the kind that include a "really good hot breakfast" in the price of the room. There were loads of bready, meaty, eggy, and grainy options, but the only fresh fruit/vegetable component was a big mixed bowl of bananas, red Delicious apples, and tangerines. For three days I dutifully sliced a whole banana into my granola and 2% milk and took a tangerine "to go". Day four: NO fruit in the bowl! It was completely filled with those single-serving pouches of sweetened mixed dried fruit.
Pub/restaurant menus that give the price as 14,5 rather than £14.50. It’s still fucking expensive, you’re not tricking me into thinking I’m not spending real money omitting the £ sign.
In other dystopian North American news (Canadian edition): JUST NOT PUTTING THE PRICE ON THE MENU AT ALL. Yes, there's a tradition of that in high end restaurants (if you have to ask you can't afford it) but this was at places like Starbucks, McDonald's, Tim Horton's, Costa, etc. If you want to know the price, apparently, you can look it up on line - but be sure to enter your postal code 'cos the prices are completely inconsistent.
Butter boards are so gross! For anyone who wants to know, this is a good disgusting introduction: https://www.chicaandjo.com/10-butter-board-ideas/.