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Singing voices I really dislike

241 replies

Homewardbound2022 · 09/10/2022 17:40

For starters:

Joe Cocker
Sheryl Crow
Bono

OP posts:
Cantanka · 09/10/2022 20:52

I came on to say Mel C but I see almost everyone has beaten me to it! I didn’t realise this was a widespread opinion.

Charlie Simpson from busted and his low timeless nasal drawl

lljkk · 09/10/2022 20:53

Karen carpenter got a mention ? Really. I'm not thrilled with her style of music but OMG, amazing voice. Like wow wow wow.

I used to loathe Amy Winehouse. Caterwhawling. Doesn't phase me now, though, weird !! I am glad to be hugely more tolerant than most PP, even Stevie Nicks isn't bothering me so much nowadays.

frillypots · 09/10/2022 20:54

Mel C
Beyoncé

quirkychick · 09/10/2022 20:56

Oh yes, already mentioned but Cilla Black, a cross be caterwauling and nails on a black board. Ouch.
I had to Google Jess Glynne - yup painful.

quirkychick · 09/10/2022 20:56

*cross between, that should be

lljkk · 09/10/2022 20:56

Now I've listened (been inspired by this thread to listen) to Mel C, I definitely .... like. She's fine by me. Her songs aren't that special, but she herself sounds fine.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 09/10/2022 21:00

Adele - I really, really hate her voice.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 09/10/2022 21:01

Oh and Whitney Houston. Shouty and awful.

LurkinBookseller · 09/10/2022 21:05

Blimey… Jess Glynne is really unpopular 😲 I have no idea who she is, seems I’m not missing out!

NewHopeNow · 09/10/2022 21:10

Oh, I could be here some time! Off the top of my head:

Jess Glynne
Ariana Grande
Rod Stewart
Chris Martin
Beyonce
Ellie Goulding
Ronan Keating

userxx · 09/10/2022 21:16

Limpshade · 09/10/2022 19:52

The guy from Bastille can't sing more than one syllable at a time without taking a break. Once you hear it, you can't unhear it (sorry Grin)

Thanks for that!

Reallyreallyborednow · 09/10/2022 21:27

Karen carpenter got a mention ? Really. I'm not thrilled with her style of music but OMG, amazing voice. Like wow wow wow

agree. The music and songs themselves haven’t aged well and sound really dated, but Karen can sing.

same with Abba, I don’t like that 70’s style, but can appreciate they are very good at what they do.

ofwarren · 09/10/2022 21:29

David Bowie

FeralWitch · 09/10/2022 21:33

Neil Young. Basically Kermit.

Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland. Honking goose.

Lulu. Can someone tell her she can stop doing that ‘WEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEE-LLLLLLLLLL’ now, please? It got old about 50 years ago.

notacooldad · 09/10/2022 21:33

Blimey… Jess Glynne is really unpopular 😲 I have no idea who she is, seems I’m not missing out!
if you’ve seen the Jet2 advert with the annoying song, that’s her.
if you’ve been on a jet2 flight this summer you will hate her forever.

FeralWitch · 09/10/2022 21:38

Lesley Garrett. I can hear the broad Yorkshire through the Italian. Bloody awful. And I’m as Yorkshire as they come.

ChubbyBroccoli · 09/10/2022 21:43

Clingfilm · 09/10/2022 20:12

Lighthouse family, rage inducing.
Ellie Goulding, sounds like half a voice if you know what I mean.

100% with you on the Shitehouse Family

And anything 'strainy' like Enrique Iglesias, sounds like he's trying to do a really big poo

And the usual whiny / nasal / breathy / wibbly culprits

BogRollBOGOF · 09/10/2022 21:44

Weeeeeeeeell...I must nominate Lulu

Sia- queen of inarticulate wailing mouth noise, amid a tight field of competition, most of whose montonous wailings I struggle to identify.
Ariana Grande actually has a good voice if she sings properly, it's her usual style I hate.
I still haven't worked out why Dua Lipa's going to put a roof rack on him.

Sam Smith's self-indulgent wails. Sounds like a sulking toddler who's not allowed chocolate at bed time. Worst Bond song ever.

BogRollBOGOF · 09/10/2022 21:45

FeralWitch · 09/10/2022 21:33

Neil Young. Basically Kermit.

Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland. Honking goose.

Lulu. Can someone tell her she can stop doing that ‘WEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEE-LLLLLLLLLL’ now, please? It got old about 50 years ago.

Cross posted 🤣

Batiqueattic · 09/10/2022 21:46

All the r&b men child voices.

LargeglassofRosePlease · 09/10/2022 21:47

FeralWitch · 09/10/2022 21:33

Neil Young. Basically Kermit.

Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland. Honking goose.

Lulu. Can someone tell her she can stop doing that ‘WEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEE-LLLLLLLLLL’ now, please? It got old about 50 years ago.

You beat me to it with Lulu…

Awful voice. There is no voice . Just a shriek, repeatedly.

Jess Glynne
Ellie Goulding

Handsnotwands · 09/10/2022 21:47

George Ezra gives me actual retches like my throat is trying to empty itself on his behalf

LargeglassofRosePlease · 09/10/2022 21:47

Handsnotwands · 09/10/2022 21:47

George Ezra gives me actual retches like my throat is trying to empty itself on his behalf

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes. He’s terrible

HRTQueen · 09/10/2022 21:47

Adele just miserable
Kate Bush (but I do like some of her songs)
Florence her following I just don’t get
Cilla Black who told her she could sing it’s one of those unexplained mysteries
Sam Smith ffs stop whinging

Shortkiwi · 09/10/2022 21:49

Those that are well past it, like Elton John and Paul McCartney, they needed to retire aeons ago.
Agree with -
Florence and the Machine
Kylie
George Ezra
To add -
Freddie Mercury

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