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If you could send anybody to sort Putin, it would be...

322 replies

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 19:12

Charlie from Casualty.

He's been bombed, shot, stabbed, drugged, kneecapped, hobbled, lobotomised...*

And still he comes in for work.

*Some descriptions may be based on viewers own portrayal of incidents.

OP posts:
shedwithivy · 07/10/2022 22:40

Ehud out of the Bible

LimpBiskit · 07/10/2022 22:45

wisewomanmummy · 07/10/2022 19:14

A top sniper.

This.....

TheHateIsNotGood · 07/10/2022 22:50

Some LSD25

TheHateIsNotGood · 07/10/2022 22:51

Albert Hoffman to give it to him.

Lonelycrab · 07/10/2022 22:53

Bruce Lee.

Aragorn, Terminator or Mandolorian good too.

BertaHoon · 07/10/2022 22:55

Heisenberg.

Final answer.

Diddly diddly dooo....

OP posts:
BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 07/10/2022 23:13

My Crack Team.

J.K. Rowling

Villanelle

Jackie Weaver

Think that covers all bases.

FrangipaniBlue · 07/10/2022 23:15

Anton Chigurh

Hawkins001 · 07/10/2022 23:16

Daniel jackson with the satellite weapon system, from.the series Stargate sg1, episode absolute power, I believe it was.

TomPinch · 07/10/2022 23:27

Gollum. Just tell him Putin has The One Ring and he'd never give up.

Also helpful that they look like each other.

TomPinch · 07/10/2022 23:29

BatteryPoweredMammy · 07/10/2022 20:05

You’re not wrang. 😂😂

With a posse of neds for backup, but they'd probably not be required.

AdoraBell · 07/10/2022 23:30

Bruce Willis as John McClaine from the Die Hard films.

Godsavetheking2022 · 07/10/2022 23:30

What's with all the men?? Carrie Matheson, any day!

Godsavetheking2022 · 07/10/2022 23:31

Or Vilanelle

Zosime · 07/10/2022 23:31

Daniel Jackson with the satellite weapon system, from.the series Stargate sg1, episode absolute power, I believe it was.

I don't know, I think Evil Daniel would be a lot more dangerous than Putin.

NeedWineNow · 07/10/2022 23:47

Actually noone fictional. My brother would do, he's a copper and one tough fucker. I love him.

Hawkins001 · 07/10/2022 23:56

Zosime · 07/10/2022 23:31

Daniel Jackson with the satellite weapon system, from.the series Stargate sg1, episode absolute power, I believe it was.

I don't know, I think Evil Daniel would be a lot more dangerous than Putin.

Under long term gould, influence I predict he would be earths system lord., But id rather have Daniel jackson.

Hawkins001 · 07/10/2022 23:57

Godsavetheking2022 · 07/10/2022 23:30

What's with all the men?? Carrie Matheson, any day!

Certainly intriguing, could team up with annie from covert affairs.

ClownSchool · 08/10/2022 00:19

LumpyandBumps · 07/10/2022 22:22

The Hogfather

Susan

ErrolTheDragon · 08/10/2022 00:23

Godsavetheking2022 · 07/10/2022 23:30

What's with all the men?? Carrie Matheson, any day!

I suggested her way upthread.

plinkypots · 08/10/2022 00:33

Offred with an army of GP receptionists and dinner ladies at her command.

BertaHoon · 08/10/2022 00:34

ErrolTheDragon · 08/10/2022 00:23

I suggested her way upthread.

You did, and I still want to rewatch Homeland in it's entirety.

Great thread - Ron Pickering and Jackie Weaver v's Putin 🤣

Off to bed safe in the knowledge that my crack team are

Charlie (does he have a last name) Casualty.

Ron Pickering
Jackie Weaver
Heisenberg and....

Leading from the front in kaboom territory Stephen Mullhern, Holly and Phill.

And do do the finish, scoop and leave - my brother Bob Hoon. The wee fucker.

OP posts:
SingingSands · 08/10/2022 00:38

Knight Rider and K.I.T.T

IheartBTS · 08/10/2022 00:38

LaQuern · 07/10/2022 19:23

Jackie Weaver

You beat me to it 😁!

DimplesToadfoot · 08/10/2022 01:16

Kathy Bates - Misery

Xena Warrior Princess

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