Threads deleted by MNHQ for being trolls

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Just wondered how MNHQ figure out someone is a troll?

I always get on the threads too late, but does anyone have any good troll thread stories for me?

How have I missed the water troll? I love m&s troll with her perfect pairings 😁

I'm also a fan of M&S troll. Has she been back recently? Wasn't there another intake in October or November and she was going to try again?

I haven't seen the water troll, I shall keep my eye out.

I was very disappointed that ABC Street was fiction. It kept me entertained and I still think of the fictional Mrs. C whenever I manage to line my car up perfectly with my front door.

My favourite troll recently was the fast food troll.

They did it bigger, better, faster and crispier.

You wanted to trap that in your fancy doodah @YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet and you’d not have to cook for yourselves for evermore.

And if you could get the water troll doing a sideline in gin, then you’d be sorted.

Can someone please tell me what PKE means

The troll who is obsessed with us being controlled by the government and putting additives in our food and in the water etc IS really entertaining. I don't report as I think her threads are hilarious. She is delightfully batshit!

Ha. Gullible pom pom waving fools.

My approach these days is assume everyone is a Troll, but respond to them as though they are real, just don't get emotionally invested.

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That was a night to remember. They were certainly persistent. They rattled off a weeks worth of cunts in less than an hour.

Roy Castle would have given them a Guineas prize for dedication.

Guinness.

although they deserved a few guineas as well.

Water troll was on here a couple of days ago going “how come there are so many troll threads?” Started a discussion (not unlike this one) and then neatly segwayed into water fluoride and lizard people - it was very nicely done

I saw that. Making me suspicious about this thread now...

I promise you I'm not water troll lol but I am intrigued and wouldn't mind coming across one of their posts

What does PKE mean?

I'd like to know that too !

Google 'PKE meter'. It's from Ghostbusters.

Thank you!

I can tell you, you DO NOT want to get 'slimed' by the poo troll. <shudders>

@HebeMumsnet 😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮

I’m sad I’ve never seen M&S troll, she sounds like a hoot.

It truly was a work of art watching it slide from rational to completely irrational happy sigh

Another fan of the water troll here!

What is a water troll?

I’ve never heard of it before!!

I stumbled across the M&S troll and was seriously WTAF head scratching for a couple of mins but turned out to be an quite entertaining thread, once you realise it’s a troll.

I can't stand the tedious water troll and their stupid threats to MNHQ threads. I suspect the water troll and the M & S troll are one and the same.

Oh was the latest M&S thread from the M&S troll?! That would explain it being deleted..

Not come across the water troll yet..

I love the troll threads where the sock puppetry is so obvious because the poster has a distinctive style. There have been a couple of odd ones in the past like the boxroom troll who really seemed to be in a weird place emotionally.

There was one particularly nasty troll who used to post upsetting ableist comments so we would turn the threads into a discussion about the best type of cake and ignore their ranting completely whilst waiting for the night watch to shut it down.