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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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RichardsGear · 03/10/2022 07:23

I had a massive crush on Trevor Eve as Shoestring at around the same age, along with John Lennon, Glenn Tilbrook and David Essex 😍.

Mollyplop999 · 03/10/2022 07:23

ToGanymedeAndTitan totally agree

And Henry Cavill gorgeous and a lovely person too

Roselilly36 · 03/10/2022 07:24

Watzzap · 03/10/2022 00:46

Chris Hemsworth, especially in all his glory as Thor. 😍

100% agree, gorgeous looking man.

RichardsGear · 03/10/2022 07:25

I think Ed Balls would be enthusiastic.

Creativecake · 03/10/2022 07:29

Icecreamandapplepie · 03/10/2022 02:07

Billy from stranger things.

I can't be alone in this?

No but Steve Harrington would get it 😆

Phos · 03/10/2022 07:31

Madamecastafiore · 03/10/2022 06:11

Chris Isaacs had me when he started singing about those Wicked Games and Clive Owen, not pretty but that voice.

Clive Owen is GORGEOUS!

NippyWoowoo · 03/10/2022 07:34

LooneyToon · 03/10/2022 00:13

Just realised I got a crush on Evan Peters but only as Dahmer, (yes worried for my soul as otherwise he is bit meh)

Well, it was Tate Langdon for me 🙈

cantley · 03/10/2022 07:37

Tabitha005 · 03/10/2022 07:20

Egoiste extraordinaire and all-round toffee-nosed academic type Andrew Graham Dixon.

My ( straight) HUSBAND is in love with him!!
I call him " your boyfriend" if he's on tv.

Harrystylestutu · 03/10/2022 07:38

I would definitely do the deed with Harry Styles, then steal all his clothes...

James Bay would get it aswell, I reckon he's got a big d and knows how to use it Blush

And dougie a la mcfly, not Tom though...

Elderflower14 · 03/10/2022 07:38

Peter Mullin, Taron Egerton, Giovanni Pernice... 💙 💙 💙 💙

coffeeschmoffee · 03/10/2022 07:38

Boris 😳

I thought it would fade once he left office but it hasn't. And I'm a Labour voter 🤦🏼‍♀️

Elderflower14 · 03/10/2022 07:40

Mullin
Mullan

Mollylegs · 03/10/2022 07:40

Richard Madden from Bodugaurd and DOT, when you eatch him on youtube videos hw is by far the sweetsest, humblr guy out there and hilarious.

Ladyofthelake53 · 03/10/2022 07:41

Tom burke

CavaggiosCat · 03/10/2022 07:45

Dan Levy makes me feel all sorts of feelings lol.
Partial to a bit of Patrick Baladi and Hugh Bonneville too 😁

iloveeverykindofcat · 03/10/2022 07:48

Some of these aren't embarrasing, they're standard hot guy. However:

Boris 😳

Please God no. This is a surrealist nightmare.

UnderCoverFieldAgent · 03/10/2022 07:50

Who’s Mark Wright?

NippyWoowoo · 03/10/2022 07:53

UnderCoverFieldAgent · 03/10/2022 07:50

Who’s Mark Wright?

this person

Spandang · 03/10/2022 07:56

Max Beesley. Ever since Hotel Babylon. Get excited if I so much as hear his accent 😂

MytummydontjigglejiggleItfolds · 03/10/2022 07:56

@WhackingPhoenix

Young Craig Charles and Christopher Ecclestone both totally legit choices for the sec grand national!

My embarrassing one - Niles Crane

Susiesue61 · 03/10/2022 07:56

I love cricketers, in whites, with their batting gear on 😂 Alex Hale's, Jason Roy but mostly Stuart Broad ❤️

Putkettleonlove · 03/10/2022 07:59

Adam Driver
Jimmy Nail

Must be the noses

Putkettleonlove · 03/10/2022 08:03

And I had sex dreams about Jeremy Clarkson and Martin from Homes under the Hammer when I was pregnant 😳

FreezyFreezy · 03/10/2022 08:06

Flynn Rider/Eugene from Tangled 😂

Richard Madden, especially as the Prince from Cinderella

The lad who sings the song about Charles Dickens on Horrible Histories

TheDogsMother · 03/10/2022 08:07

Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder in the second series

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