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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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HarlanPepper · 03/10/2022 08:07

coffeeschmoffee · 03/10/2022 07:38

Boris 😳

I thought it would fade once he left office but it hasn't. And I'm a Labour voter 🤦🏼‍♀️

Get out.

FabFitFifties · 03/10/2022 08:17

I'm on a roll now - Nigel Havers. Darius Campbell (😢). My taste is eclectic. My all time love is David Sylvian in his heyday, but he was truly beautiful, so doesn't really qualify for this thread. To PP asking why for Mike Baldwin - I was a kid when I noticed him, so 70's and early 80's - I loved his accent.

Alleycat1 · 03/10/2022 08:23

Richard Armitage as Guy of Gisborne in Tv series Robin Hood
Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn
Sam Heughen as Jamie Fraser

Just realised all three are often grubby-looking, spattered with gore and mud. In real life I would probably run a mile.

Veeragall · 03/10/2022 08:24

I can't believe someone else said Jay Rayner. He's mine! And Keir Starmer.

Mollylegs · 03/10/2022 08:24

Yes somebobdy else who likes Richard Madden, he was lovely in cinderella

Doris90 · 03/10/2022 08:33

Margot from "The GoodLife"

user1498572889 · 03/10/2022 08:34

@fallinover
He is yummy

Myotherdogsaballboy · 03/10/2022 08:36

Seyi Rhodes
jakub Jozef Orlinski
peter Capaldi

EnormousStuffedMarrow · 03/10/2022 08:36

Susiesue61 · 03/10/2022 07:56

I love cricketers, in whites, with their batting gear on 😂 Alex Hale's, Jason Roy but mostly Stuart Broad ❤️

😂 I'd just come to say, most of the England cricket team!

LadyFarquinMark · 03/10/2022 08:37

My DS is 13 now but back in the day I had a bit of a Lady Chatterley type thing for Mr Bloom, the CBeebies gardener. It was something to do with the way he said "Let me show you what I've got". Ooh what a flutter I was in when he dug up his aubergines!

fghj149 · 03/10/2022 08:38

Young Axl Rose. Perfection 🥲

LimeGreenTumbler · 03/10/2022 08:40

I have a longstanding 'thing' for circus men. Not necessarily 'clowns' but just the general trapeze, daredevil, type guys who do circus acts. Went to a circus over the weekend and had to be very subtle about my jaw dropping to the floor. If I were single and ten years younger I'd bloody love to run away with the circus briefly for a 'fun time' with the crew lol.

Brillantine · 03/10/2022 08:41

FreezyFreezy · 03/10/2022 08:06

Flynn Rider/Eugene from Tangled 😂

Richard Madden, especially as the Prince from Cinderella

The lad who sings the song about Charles Dickens on Horrible Histories

There are a few nice HH ones

IcakethereforeIam · 03/10/2022 08:42

One I'd completely forgotten about, Alejandro DelPiero. There was a tune they used to play when he was running around on Football Italia....

And Gregory Peck, even in the Boys from Brazil.

frozenorangejuice · 03/10/2022 08:45

Timothée Chalamet 😅

JustlookingNotbuying · 03/10/2022 08:45

I’ve always had a thing for Merlin from First Dates but read at the weekend he’s really poorly. I hope he makes a full recovery, he always seems so nice.

Sidisawetlettuce · 03/10/2022 08:47

Dave Coaches

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 03/10/2022 08:49

Dave Bautista, especially as his Guardians of the Galaxy character. He is completely not my usual type particularly physically, I generally go for the intelligent, quirky, weedy, nerdy type (eg John Cusack all through my teens).

Pikafuckingwho · 03/10/2022 08:51

Andrew Scott is incredible. And the camper he goes the more I love him. See Pursuit of Love I think it’s called with Lily James.

Hot Priest on the other hand remains one of my go to wanks. 😂

Wineismygoto · 03/10/2022 08:51

Tom Bateman for me 😍

MoniJitchell · 03/10/2022 08:52

Tony Soprano. Not James Gandolfini. Only Tony Soprano.

frozenorangejuice · 03/10/2022 08:54

MoniJitchell · 03/10/2022 08:52

Tony Soprano. Not James Gandolfini. Only Tony Soprano.

Oh absolutely!

BlueKaftan · 03/10/2022 09:00

Toto Wolff
James Spader
Rutger Hauer (r.i.p. beautiful man)

Mollylegs · 03/10/2022 09:02

A few for Richard Madden, oh my word, them fluffy pillow lips and his eyes are perfect

FabFitFifties · 03/10/2022 09:10

Rik Mayall

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