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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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PastCatInABookTree · 03/10/2022 06:36

Ben Willbond (Captain in Ghosts), Kayvan Novak (Nandor in WWDITS) and Reece Shearsmith (Inside No. 9).

Rolle · 03/10/2022 06:36

Lenny Kravitz!!

Pollydon · 03/10/2022 06:38

Henrick Hanson. Not the actor, just the character.
Sherlock but not Benedict Cumberbatch.
Harrison ford, aged 30 - 70 ish ( I'm old !)
Did once have a fruity dream about Chrisopher Eccleston too xx

ChakaKhanfan · 03/10/2022 06:40

Bruce Willis as John Mclane in Die Hard- something about his grubby vest 😂

crochetmonkey74 · 03/10/2022 06:40

Robbie Williams and Callum Best
Both really cringe 90s shag wagons
But yes please!

KalvinPhillipsBoots · 03/10/2022 06:40

Kalvin Phillips! Oh my his dimples 🥰🥰

Maisymoomoo22 · 03/10/2022 06:43

RyanYESorNO · 02/10/2022 23:25

@paulhollywoodshairgel
No. I think you are mistaken 🤣. It's not Sam, it is Jamie Fraser. Jamie Fraser does bad (good) things to me. But I've looked up the actor in other things and... Nothing! But Jamie Fraser... OH YES

It’s definitely Jamie Fraser. 🥵 🔥

ByeByeMissAmericanPie · 03/10/2022 06:51

Richard E Grant

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 03/10/2022 06:51

Jack Whitehall, very remiscent/more than a passing resemblance to the extremely bad boy bf of my mid 20s.

Noshowlomo · 03/10/2022 06:51

Brian Blessed… and I don’t know why!!!!

Kittylickingplate · 03/10/2022 06:55

coldandverytired · 03/10/2022 00:24

Tim Minchin, no idea what it is about him but hell yes!

Oh yes, have met him and he is even more rootable in real life.

iloveeverykindofcat · 03/10/2022 06:56

Peter Dinklage.

I just know his dick is big. I know it.

Spidey66 · 03/10/2022 07:02

Keir Starmer. Embarrassing.

I want to do rude things to...
AppleDumplingWithCustard · 03/10/2022 07:03

Judge John Deed but strangely enough not Inspector George Gently. Must be the wig!

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 07:03

Sadiq Khan

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 07:04

iloveeverykindofcat · 03/10/2022 06:56

Peter Dinklage.

I just know his dick is big. I know it.

😂 😂

FirstTimeMum072022 · 03/10/2022 07:06

Also Starmer ... I think he would be dirty!!

Andy Burnham

Good god I'm going to admit this - Patel. She would have to be quiet though.

I guess I have a thing for politicians

Glitterspy · 03/10/2022 07:07

Jay Rayner. It’s the insatiable appetite and the piano.

PurpleFlower1983 · 03/10/2022 07:10

Jaime Lannister - aside from the incest, attempted child murder etc he’s just gorgeous and his voice does something to me!

diamondpony80 · 03/10/2022 07:10

My first major crush at the age of 12 was Mark Owen. He’d have to get rid of the moustache now though. Howard Donald and Robbie Williams look better these days. Gary Barlow is hot but too full of himself.

cinnabongene · 03/10/2022 07:12

Aaron Rodger’s. Lied to his team about having the Covid Vaccine, most of the time looks homeless and all round pain in the arse but fuck me, I’d let him give it to me hard all night.

GyozaGuiting · 03/10/2022 07:14

Rodney Trotter and Brian Blessed 😂

I’d def give Harry a go, even thought I’m 36!
Quite like a bit of Paul Rudd as well.

JustDanceAddict · 03/10/2022 07:18

RobertsRadio · 03/10/2022 00:58

For years I had a crush on the late Dennis Waterman, especially in Minder.

I never admitted it to anyone.

He was my first crush, when I was about 10 😂

Tabitha005 · 03/10/2022 07:20

Egoiste extraordinaire and all-round toffee-nosed academic type Andrew Graham Dixon.

IWillBeWaxingAnOwl · 03/10/2022 07:20

@Spidey66 I get it! He has a sort of "kindly headmaster" energy, doesn't he. Like, you wouldn't get the belt, he's be disappointed if you misbehaved as you have "so much potential"