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I want to do rude things to...

599 replies

DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Ginburee · 03/10/2022 04:00

It would be Robbie Williams, sadly am on citalopram and it has killed my sex drive.

DetroitCityBlues · 03/10/2022 04:11

Natasha Lyonne. I think she is totally straight, but every time I see her I go weak at the knees. It's the hair combined with that accent, and the tough New York attitude.

GarlicCrackers · 03/10/2022 04:22

Lloyd Owen SPECIFICALLY in Rings of Power

kateandme · 03/10/2022 04:23

Tane and Justin home and away.

EnormousStuffedMarrow · 03/10/2022 04:30

PorkPieAndAPickledOnion · 02/10/2022 23:26

Andrew Scott, if only he swung my way. I’ve met him a few times and fuck me, he’s sex on a stick.

Oh yes definitely.

Tom Hollander.
And he's taller than me.

EnormousStuffedMarrow · 03/10/2022 04:36

Oh yes James Norton, he is beautiful.

I'll never get back to sleep now 😂

Pinkglittery · 03/10/2022 04:48

I would have to say Ray Winston Blush

EspressoPatronumm · 03/10/2022 05:04

James Acaster Blush

Imissmoominmama · 03/10/2022 05:18

User2145738790 · 03/10/2022 01:26

I like that everyone is just ignoring the whinging male poster 😂

Especially as he joined in to start with!

MrsGamgee · 03/10/2022 05:22

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 23:30

@MrsGamgee That's Dougie 😉

Obviously Dougie, my brain must have been addled by the sheer sexiness looking through multiple pictures 😁

AnImaginaryCat · 03/10/2022 05:43

Aiden Turner?

Have I misunderstood thr mission?

How is that an embarrassing sex dream? He's a complete ride.

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 05:45

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 01:13

So male objectivisation seems to be ok on MN.

Ha ha - I don't really care but if this was a lads mag slobbering over Kim Khardashian (ghastly woman in my opinion) you'd all be on here moaning about it.

Sorry, could you speak up, I can't hear you.

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 05:45

ManAboutTown · 03/10/2022 00:50

Polly Toynbee - she's so sanctimonious but I bet she goes like the clappers even in her 60s

Is this not female objectification?

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 05:46

Dita73 · 03/10/2022 03:57

Noel Fielding

Agreed!

StarryEyed88 · 03/10/2022 05:52

Heavily pregnant so all of the above… haha. but more specifically:
Matt Smith in HoD
Jimmy Nesbit
Adam Hills
Prince Harry
Jason Manford

Imissmoominmama · 03/10/2022 06:04

I don’t know who many of these people are <old gimmer>.

AndTwoFilmsByFrancoisTruffaut · 03/10/2022 06:08

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 05:45

Sorry, could you speak up, I can't hear you.

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TheWitchCirce · 03/10/2022 06:11

Adam Ant. Still would!

Madamecastafiore · 03/10/2022 06:11

Chris Isaacs had me when he started singing about those Wicked Games and Clive Owen, not pretty but that voice.

Blueuggboots · 03/10/2022 06:16

Hugh Grant When he dances as the prime minister in love actually, but not hugh grant?!

Si king from the hairy bikers. Pure filth!

James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie. Omfg.

ThisShitsBananas · 03/10/2022 06:16

Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Billy from stranger things. To be fair, anyone with a mullet I have a total thing for them. Maybe because my husband has one 🤣

Agree with Toto Wolff.
Lando Norris.
Mads Mikkelsen
Paul Rudd
Michael Rooker as Yondu 🤣

DeepDown12 · 03/10/2022 06:29

Alexander Skarsgård as Eric (True Blood). To be fair - Skarsgård as anything, even that horrendous Tarzan flick that should have never happened.

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 03/10/2022 06:32

Don't think I've ever started such a successful thread! This has made me feel much betterthough now developing things for some of your other suggestions

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StarryEyed88 · 03/10/2022 06:33

Madamecastafiore · 03/10/2022 06:11

Chris Isaacs had me when he started singing about those Wicked Games and Clive Owen, not pretty but that voice.

Forgot about Clive Owen… in Closer!

Mumsarockchick · 03/10/2022 06:35

Young Michael Caine. I know, I'm weird. He was hot

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