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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Cam22 · 03/10/2022 16:58

Cam22 · 03/10/2022 16:57

Numerous uno ^

Numero uno…^

bakeoffsluzzy · 03/10/2022 17:22

Top two would definitely be Idris Elba and Harry Styles.... one at each end of the scale 😂

GrimDamnFanjo · 03/10/2022 17:45

Jurgan Klopp

Mollylegs · 03/10/2022 18:00

RICHARD MADDEN BODYGAURD, oh my i'd give anything, he's also in a film called Ibiza OH MY GOD PLEASE COME AND DO SOME ACTING IN MY HOUSE, you can teach me anyrging you want

the80sweregreat · 03/10/2022 18:09

Kevin coster in the bodyguard.
He is very nice

Sandunesandseashells · 03/10/2022 18:43

I’m so pleased that 15 pages in, no-one’s tried to steal Laurence Llewelyn Bowen from me because I won’t be sharing. Just so you know 😘Loved him since he first appeared on TV and the only change I’d insist on now is that he grew that lovely wavy hair longer so I can sleep on it.

Parrotpretty · 03/10/2022 19:00

Aragorn

faw2009 · 03/10/2022 19:01

BluebellsareBlue · 03/10/2022 16:09

Oh and the captain from ghosts!! Ben willibond

Good call! And the other one who plays the poet!

Back in the day Charlie Higson (?) from Fast Show.
Oh and Will Mellor on Strictly is not bad!

NippyWoowoo · 03/10/2022 19:20

W00p · 03/10/2022 10:38

Matt Smith as Prince Philip in The Crown. Don't ask.

The only role I find him attractive in

Elderflower14 · 03/10/2022 19:24

user1498572889 · 03/10/2022 16:10

Philip Glenister 😉

I only fancy him as Gene Hunt!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Pinktrews77 · 03/10/2022 19:25

the80sweregreat · 03/10/2022 18:09

Kevin coster in the bodyguard.
He is very nice

Yes he is.

But KC generally : he is only nice in films where he has short hair 😃

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:32

Tomer Capone who plays Frenchie in The Boys.

He's a bit grubby in a good way as Frenchie but even hotter in other roles, he has fabulous hair.

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:35

@Wnfatt22 House really does it for me too. He's so grumpy.

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:37

@Boxshibe and @whatausername Jensen Ackles is a given. Have you seen him in The Boys? Pretty horrible character but he looks amazing!

Obviously Misha Collins is still my one true love though.

creamwitheverything · 03/10/2022 19:38

Omg I find Ian King the financial silver fox guy from Sky news just delish, I would gladly corrupt his spreadsheets for an hour or two! He could tell me all about hedge funds whilst I well never mind!!!!!

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:41

@TheDogsMother I find Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder ridiculously hot but it it did make Mr Bean uncomfortable viewing and my kids were obsessed with him for a while.

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:43

@Doris90 Margot and Barbara were amazing in the Good Life!

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:45

@BlackAmericanoNoSugar and @AnonymousHippopotamus yes to Drax or Dave in anything else. He was lovely in the kids movie about spies out recently.

gluenotsoup · 03/10/2022 19:46

Russell Crowe in Gladiator.
Arogorn.
Maybe not at the same time..😂

grayhairdontcare · 03/10/2022 19:49

Jarvis
Griff Rhys Jones
Javier Bardem

Now that would be a good Friday night 😃

TheDogsMother · 03/10/2022 19:54

@CornedBeef451 Ewww I know 🤣. That's why I had to be very role specific.

alltoomuchrightnow · 03/10/2022 19:59

Jarvis Cocker, it's always been the JC, yep even now
Henry Cole..I don't even know WHY but only when long haired and bearded

whatamigoing2do · 03/10/2022 20:01

Justin burner but only when he sings 'desposito' really slowly in the song. Good god if someone sang that to me like he does, I would be a puddle on the floor

Mada1985 · 03/10/2022 20:06

George ezra

creamwitheverything · 03/10/2022 20:16

I would also ike to blast into any sexual space with Profesor Brian Cox...

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