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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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TattoedLady · 03/10/2022 20:17

Matthias Schoenaerts as the Nazi officer in Suite Francaise...all day every day hot AF. Gong Yoo (the salesman/recruiter in Squid Game) but in a K-Drama from years ago called My Coffee Prince.

AndYouCanBuggerOffAsWell · 03/10/2022 20:34

creamwitheverything · 03/10/2022 20:16

I would also ike to blast into any sexual space with Profesor Brian Cox...

Change your username to creamwithcox

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 20:45

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:37

@Boxshibe and @whatausername Jensen Ackles is a given. Have you seen him in The Boys? Pretty horrible character but he looks amazing!

Obviously Misha Collins is still my one true love though.

Jenson, was also in series two of dark Angel

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 20:49

Puxatawney · 03/10/2022 10:12

@Hawkins001 Julianna Margulies

For me it’s the older men. Hugh Bonneville, Ken Watanabe, Harvey Keitel.

Also had a sex dream once about Jon Bernthal specifically as Shane from The Walking Dead, with the shaved head and all. It wasn’t unpleasant.

That's the lady,.Much appreciated, I was half asleep when writing those

Figrolls14 · 03/10/2022 20:51

Kayvan Novak. Even in Facejacker.

in addition:
your man in Drive/Sharpe/Ashes to Ashes/sundry other brooding fictional types
Both Clive Owen and Alan Rickman ( RIP) in that film where they are both in love with Clive’s sister
The JC, obvs

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 20:54

Boxshibe · 03/10/2022 01:19

David Tennant- looks exactly like my first boyfriend.
Jensen ackles - in well anything the man is soo fine and my age

for jensen, I presume you know supernatural, but also be was in dark Angel series two.

Dontsayyouloveme · 03/10/2022 20:56

Howard Donald 😏😏😜

Figrolls14 · 03/10/2022 21:01

Brillantine · 03/10/2022 08:41

There are a few nice HH ones

So true - Matthew Baynton as Charles 1 - it’s the wink

BangaloreLulu · 03/10/2022 21:03

Cap'n Jack Sparrow
Daniel Craig
David Caruso
Hugh Jackman
Robert Carlyle

creamwitheverything · 03/10/2022 21:04

AndYouCanBuggerOffAsWell · 03/10/2022 20:34

Change your username to creamwithcox

Just spat my coffee all over my keyboard!!!! Creamy cox !!! Brilliant lol

FarmCat31 · 03/10/2022 21:05

Hairy biker Si King
Paul Hollywood
King Harold from the Vikings.

Theowlwhowasafraid · 03/10/2022 21:23

Robson Green. Huzzah

Germolenequeen · 03/10/2022 21:33

Not rude things - I'm far too old and decrepit 😬 but have crushes on Harry Styles and Timothée Chalamet - they are both so beautiful 💗💗

Germolenequeen · 03/10/2022 21:34

Oh and James Norton - he's not quite so young 😆

Germolenequeen · 03/10/2022 21:39

And Ryan Gosling 🙊

Swingoutsistersledge2 · 03/10/2022 21:48

John Thaw . I know he is no longer with us but honestly he is what my nanna used to call 'A proper man ' !

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 21:48

Germolenequeen · 03/10/2022 21:39

And Ryan Gosling 🙊

He's good in the film the big short

CringeCrush · 03/10/2022 22:01

TattoedLady · 03/10/2022 20:17

Matthias Schoenaerts as the Nazi officer in Suite Francaise...all day every day hot AF. Gong Yoo (the salesman/recruiter in Squid Game) but in a K-Drama from years ago called My Coffee Prince.

Also Matthias Schweighoefer 😍 something of the Tom Hiddlestone about him, if that’s your jam

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 22:36

@penmanship Human Traffic & Life On Mars for me

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 22:44

Spandang · 03/10/2022 07:56

Max Beesley. Ever since Hotel Babylon. Get excited if I so much as hear his accent 😂

Max Beesley.... dribble!! - also massively helped by the fact he gets naked in practically every show he's in.

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 22:44

@Kittylickingplate rootable!!! My new favourite word!

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 22:45

@JustDanceAddict my first crush was Nick Berry! Wicksy and Heartbeat ...

AssumingDirectControl · 03/10/2022 22:56

CornedBeef451 · 03/10/2022 19:37

@Boxshibe and @whatausername Jensen Ackles is a given. Have you seen him in The Boys? Pretty horrible character but he looks amazing!

Obviously Misha Collins is still my one true love though.

Good Lord, Jensen Ackles in The Boys almost made the show unwatchable for me because I came over all unnecessary every time he was on screen. Just ridiculously hot.

pogostickplastique · 03/10/2022 23:07

W00p · 03/10/2022 10:38

Matt Smith as Prince Philip in The Crown. Don't ask.

This this this

WaxingGibbon · 03/10/2022 23:10

I'll take Mark Carney if he's still on the bench

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