I want to do rude things to...

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... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

Richard Roxburgh. There’s something about his voice.

I quite fancy him too. I think he'd be talented in bed!

I actually think this thread is beautifully pro-man in all their shapes, sizes and ages.....

Oh God YESSS, how could I forget the fantasies about doing absolute filth with Spike and riding him like a derby winner.

"Spike, I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't...? Because it's wrong."

Oh lord, fanny gallops indeed 🥵

Tommy Shelby
Malcom Tucker
Sharpe
Han Solo

Would you come when he whistles? 🤣

😂😂😂

I bet he'd get her begging for it! 😂

Alex Turner

Dylan Moran

David Cameron.

Rik Mayall in Blackadder as Lord Flashheart 🤦‍♀️

Hugely embarrassing but Chris Barrie in his early Rimmer years off Red Dwarf.

Possibly less embarrassing but not by much given my age, but Timothee Chalamet. Especially in Dune

Hugh Laurie as House.

Also Frank Lampard, until I found out he was a Tory.

And Benedict Cumberbatch but only as Sherlock or Khan in ST.

Had to google him, but crumbs. I can see your point 🤪

Weirdly, I have a crush on a Prem rugby player who’s probably similar - covid/vaccine opinions I totally disagree with, from the things I’ve seen him say we probably have ZERO in common to talk about. But in my daydreams we never seem to talk that much, so 🤷🏻‍♀️😄

Also I agree with whoever said Andrew Graham-Dixon! I thought I was totally alone with that one 😄

Adding Guy Martin and James May to the list. I really hope my namechange has worked! 😳😳

Ryan gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Tom cruise but my ABSOLUTE fave (I have his pic in a gold frame on my desk - was a gift) is DECLAN DONNELLY! I just adore him!!!! My ice breaker (I'm a trainer) for new classes is my 15 min presentation on Declan 😂. It's actually really funny

Oh and the captain from ghosts!! Ben willibond

Philip Glenister 😉

You will have to fight me for him

Oh god yeah Mark Wright hits somewhere different, he's just too sexy to me!

Hahahaha exactly the same as me, I even had a Frank Lampard birthday cake when I was 17- that’s how long I’ve had a crush, he very quickly became ugly to me once I heard his politics.

Theo James.

Leonardo. Bonucci

Numerous uno ^