I want to do rude things to...

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... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

Fanny gallops 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Along the Tucker lines, Alistair Campbell. I don't know why, but I so would.

Alan Cumming, Tom Jones, the 12th Doctor (not Peter Capaldi, just the 12th Doctor), Sean Dyche, Tom Petty (RIP you beautiful soul), and (when I was younger) Gary Wilmot. On looking back at that list, it appears that I really do not have a physical type!

PINKTREWS77- I'm not laughing! I've been fighting this for some time. He's so capable and dependable and kind and.......
I love dogs, so that helps too.

I’ve just started watching the Witcher on Netflix and damn, Henry Cavill in that is <chef’s kiss>

DP keeps mocking me by doing the gravelly voice but he just sounds like Lego Batman 🤣

There's a lot that I hate about Mumsnet, but I will be forever grateful for it introducing me to " fanny gallops", a phrase that sums up the feeling perfectly 😂

Tommy Shelby. Not Cillian Murphy, Tommy Shelby.

Another one for Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer, I need professional help!

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FMSucks it's the blonde hair and glasses that make him all the more fuckable.

I get this one too - he looks like he'd be utter filth!

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You know you'd have to visit the clap clinic afterwards don't you? Riddled with it he was. 😄

Khal Drogo. Not Jason Mamoa. Just Khal Drogo.

and the plaid shirts @cookiecreammmpie 😂😇

Oh yes, Andy Burnham and Keir Starmer.

And Martin from Eastenders though I don't watch it but something about him on Strictly reminds me of Miles Teller.

I had an absolutely filthy dream about Matt Smith as his HotD character the other week and I've been struggling to watch the show since then. Never had a thing for him before but he was just massive in my dream. I can't get the image out of my head.

I have crushes on Tony Robinson and Jay Rayner too, Tony I've loved since Maid Marian and Her Merry Men when I was a kid.

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Oh and as can probably guess...David from lost boys. Phwoar!! Especially the part where he drinks from the bottle and looks up with that smirk. Seriously get the fanny flutters there 😆

I forgot - James Marsters, but only as Spike.

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Um, excuse me what's funny about that?
I love his school matron hairstyle

I dunno, it just tickled me 😁
Each to their own I say, boring if we all fancied the same person.
I'm actually concerned for the Boris fancier now 😳😂

Matt smith aa Prince Phillip in the crown... actually really life young Prince Phillip tbf!

Peter Jones from dragons den...

I'm glad I'm not the only person with a crush on Keir Starmer. Everyone I've mentioned it too thinks I'm bonkers!

I forgot my other crush....Jarvis Cocker.

Lots of circus types on Instagram. Just in case you're at a loose end.

I used to have a thing for the bearded one. He's pretty clever, and seems like a really nice guy to boot. I don't fancy him now but I reckon I'd still turn into a blushing, giggling mess if I ever met him.

Seconded!