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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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MeridianB · 03/10/2022 10:07

@Veeragall I know Jay a little and he's lovely - exactly as wonderful as you'd expect. Charisma in spades.

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 10:08

Oh another one.. Ian Hislop

DeadbeatYoda · 03/10/2022 10:10

I have an old man crush on Dave Gilmour- I'm too young to have fancied him in his youth but his guitar and voice still do it for me.

BearSoFair · 03/10/2022 10:11

Peter Capaldi, specifically as Malcolm Tucker. I had a dream about him once...don't think I've ever been able to look at Capaldi without blushing since!

Puxatawney · 03/10/2022 10:12

Hawkins001 · 03/10/2022 01:09

The main lady actor in the film the ghost ship, and the good wife

@Hawkins001 Julianna Margulies

For me it’s the older men. Hugh Bonneville, Ken Watanabe, Harvey Keitel.

Also had a sex dream once about Jon Bernthal specifically as Shane from The Walking Dead, with the shaved head and all. It wasn’t unpleasant.

SewhereIam · 03/10/2022 10:14

Julian Norton from the Yorkshire Vet 😍😍

Pinkywoo · 03/10/2022 10:14

PaperwhiteTheGhost · 02/10/2022 23:26

Legolas.

Not Orlando Bloom.

Legolas.

This.

Also Aragorn, but not Viggo Mortenson.

BrokenRainbow22 · 03/10/2022 10:14

James Arthur! Its his voice and the tattoos 😍😍

harriethoyle · 03/10/2022 10:17

David Blunkett.

Obviously I'm going to have to name change now 😆

SirChenjins · 03/10/2022 10:18

Greg Davies for me. So dirty.

pigsducksandchickens · 03/10/2022 10:19

Ian hislop.

I would never admit this IRL.

SwankyPants · 03/10/2022 10:20

James Blunt
Lewis Collins
Dave Gahan
Steve Carell
Robbie Coltrane
Paul Rudd
Matthew Perry

I could go on.... 😂

travelmad · 03/10/2022 10:20

John Lynch - back in the day when he had long hair. Lord Craven in the Secret Garden/Father Mel in Peak Practice

AssumingDirectControl · 03/10/2022 10:32

TheDogsMother · 03/10/2022 08:07

Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder in the second series

Series 3 aired when I was 11 years old and I had SUCH a crush on Hugh Laurie as the Prince Regent 😞

Now, my current obsession is Jeff “Joker” Moreau from the Mass Effect video game franchise, who isn’t even real.

Ineedwinenow · 03/10/2022 10:38

Jax Teller ( not Charlie Hunnam though) I’d love him to ride me like he rides that bike! 🫣

W00p · 03/10/2022 10:38

Matt Smith as Prince Philip in The Crown. Don't ask.

BeebopaloolaElvis · 03/10/2022 10:40

SewhereIam · 03/10/2022 10:14

Julian Norton from the Yorkshire Vet 😍😍

Oh yes, absolutely 😍😍

Figgygal · 03/10/2022 10:50

Oscar Isaac is my total crush at the moment

PreferAnimals · 03/10/2022 10:53

Tom Jones. I'd be worried I'd finish him off though.

ChecoPerez · 03/10/2022 10:59

Daniel Ricciardo
Kiefer Sutherland (especially in 24 🥵)
Vin Diesel
The Weeknd
Kevin Bridges
Matt Le Blanc

ChecoPerez · 03/10/2022 10:59

PreferAnimals · 03/10/2022 10:53

Tom Jones. I'd be worried I'd finish him off though.

🤣🤣🤣

Pollydon · 03/10/2022 11:00

BearSoFair · 03/10/2022 10:11

Peter Capaldi, specifically as Malcolm Tucker. I had a dream about him once...don't think I've ever been able to look at Capaldi without blushing since!

Yes, Malcolm Tucker is hot !

murasaki · 03/10/2022 11:02

Greg Davies
Karen from Strictly
Michael Sheen
James McAvoy

murasaki · 03/10/2022 11:04

I also reckon Bill Bailey would be fun, even if you laughed more than was erotic.

RobertsRadio · 03/10/2022 11:04

Ok I'm going to admit to another: Professor Snape, played, obviously, by the late great Alan Rickman who a beautiful man, but as Snape gave me the most tremendous fanny gallops.

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