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I want to do rude things to...

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DueyCheatemAndHow · 02/10/2022 22:21

... Mark Wright. He's probably a nob. He's probably thick as mince. But I want to ride him like Red Rum.

Anyone else care to admit embarrassing sex cravings?!

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Livelovebehappy · 03/10/2022 09:12

Tom Selby, the character on Peaky Blinders. Love him!

faw2009 · 03/10/2022 09:15

I've has interesting dreams with:
Shane Ritchie
The Onion Knight from Game of Thrones
Greg Davies

And now I can't unsee it!! Not normally my taste!

Saw Viggo Mortenson in Eastern Promises - wow.
Sean Bean in Red Riding and various other middle aged northen actors - I don't know their names but pop up regularly in various dramas.

Pandoralovegood · 03/10/2022 09:18

I'd take Morten Harket on for a day or two

Happyplant · 03/10/2022 09:24

I have loved Ian Drury for a very long time. May he RIP.

I want to do rude things to...
Pinktrews77 · 03/10/2022 09:28

OK don’t laugh but I fancy the bloke in tweed who sorts out difficult dogs 😀

Emotionalmessy · 03/10/2022 09:30

Cilian Murphy or James McAvoy .....

LT2 · 03/10/2022 09:30

YungDumbThrills · 02/10/2022 22:38

Danny from McFly. My word he's beautiful and has a gorgeous voice!

I've never understood this. So many girls seem to favour Danny but I don't find him attractive at all. Harry on the other hand...

LT2 · 03/10/2022 09:32

I'm gonna say Evan Peters. Even in his latest role he's still attractive😬

Chikapu · 03/10/2022 09:36

Simon Pegg. He's a giant geek and has such a twinkle in his eye.

GloriousGlory · 03/10/2022 09:40

Pinktrews77 · 03/10/2022 09:28

OK don’t laugh but I fancy the bloke in tweed who sorts out difficult dogs 😀

Are you barking mad? Grin

krj260888 · 03/10/2022 09:41

Tom fletcher for me

andyetanotherschoolyear · 03/10/2022 09:44

Will McKenzie (or Simon Bird) from the Inbetweeners... 😳

ByTheGrace · 03/10/2022 09:45

Mine are a mixed bag...
Viggo Mortensen, Clive Owen, Kevin Bacon, John Finn, Jack Sparrow and Mick Lynch😳

Lotusmonster · 03/10/2022 09:47

Rudy Reyes…Celebrity SAS …it’s the immaculate black jeans out in the dessert. I like him when he’s kind, I like him when he’s nasty, I love him when he’s bossy. Enough!

AnonymousHippopotamus · 03/10/2022 09:49

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 03/10/2022 08:49

Dave Bautista, especially as his Guardians of the Galaxy character. He is completely not my usual type particularly physically, I generally go for the intelligent, quirky, weedy, nerdy type (eg John Cusack all through my teens).

Whoa, I think this needs some further exploration Grin

You'd do Drax?? I love Guardians of the Galaxy and I think he's hilarious, but...

I want to do rude things to...
Shortkiwi · 03/10/2022 09:50

Monty Don, love his chunkiness, earthiness and clothes
George Clooney
Colin Firth
David Gandy
Jamie Dornan, just gorgeous esp in Belfast film
Gerard Butler

Harry Styles and Timothy Chalamet are gorgeous to look at but a bit too pretty and far too young!

MrsSkylerWhite · 03/10/2022 09:51

Dunnoburt · Yesterday 23:13
Tom Hardy
........shudder“

absolutely nothing embarrassing about that. In fact, embarrassing to not want to.

DavidLostBoysMullet · 03/10/2022 09:51

Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer. I'd climb him like a tree

diamondpony80 · 03/10/2022 09:52

William Fichtner in Prison Break. Dermot Mulroney

Willbe2under2 · 03/10/2022 09:54

Putkettleonlove · 03/10/2022 08:03

And I had sex dreams about Jeremy Clarkson and Martin from Homes under the Hammer when I was pregnant 😳

😆😆 my pregnancy sex dream while pregnant with #1 was Hugh Grant (I can cope with that), I've only had one so far in this pregnancy and it was.... Queen Elizabeth I.

Willbe2under2 · 03/10/2022 09:55

In answer to your question though OP... Steven Gerrard.

pinheadlarry · 03/10/2022 09:59

I want Tom cruise..

DeadbeatYoda · 03/10/2022 09:59

@Madamecastafiore
Oh my gosh yes! The production of wicked games was so intimate . I was in lust with that song.

MeridianB · 03/10/2022 10:00

Some years back I was in what I now fondly recall as the 'Paxman-Campbell sandwich' at an event. Had to think about my breathing throughout.

wheresthehope · 03/10/2022 10:02

Oh some goodies here! Axel Rose in his younger years definitely, Paul Rudd Aswel but my embarrassing one would be Peter Phillips 😬