Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

Human Typer ₩₩₩₩₩₩₩ Also known as Cassium Twenty has been perfectly lucid and not at all hypnotized to better answer human ¥₩₩₩₩₩¥¥ questions.

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&What is the meaning of this ₩₩₩₩₩insignia₩₩₩₩? Coincidence or not?

The word on the street is that the message of 'Go paperless' has not reached the human population and that humans are cruel to earlobes especially their own.

How do we stop cruelty to earlobes?

We need to remove them at birth and I preserve them untill people can prove they will not cause any harm to them either intentional or not
Where will al the Ear lobes be kept for safe keeping?

The ear lobes will be kept in a huge safe at a Swiss bank guarded by several guard geese. But Will someone break in and steal them?

Yes because will aka,the prince of Wales wants to eradicate big earlobe, s due to.his father the king having very big ears
How will ,will do this?

He will leave it to Charlotte as she is very good at solving problems & finding solutions. However it's all a bit top secret at the moment because it also involves removing rearranging Grandpa's earlobes.

In years to be come this will be the answer to the question that cinches Charlotte's appointment to Director General of Mi5, Mi6, Mi7, GCHQ, M&S, B&Q, H&M & MFI plus
the UK Director of the FBI, CIA, IRS, NSA, NASCAR & MAC with a non executive directorship of IKEA, MOSSAD, ABBA, M&Ms, IACGMOOH & FSB

What do they 'do' at Mi7 & what's George's back up plan if he doesn't want to do or like Kinging?

At MI7 they eat seven layer cake and listen to S Club 7. George's backup plan is punk rock and lots of it.

What are you wearing?

A gold lame cocktail dress, 7 inch aquamarine coloured stilletoes, and a,ruby and diamond tiara
Is this a tad over the top.to nip to the corner shop in?

No, but you can only buy whisky, condoms and chocolate syrup, and wink at the cashier.

What am I wearing?

A bugs bunny onsie ,with rainbow coloured wellies and a Tom Baker aka,Dr Who.type scarf
Where is @LuciaPillson , going in her outfit?

Had my previous post withdrawn as I posted it by accident as was in the middle of changing it.
Anyway

@LuciaPillson is going to court to represent her first client as a newly qualified barrister & wants to wear something that looks professional yet elegant that represents her status as a barrister

What crime has her client committed?

Crime was being YABU whilst asking a question about Tesco sausages on a very serious and classy part of MN called AIBU where only very serious and classy posters apply. The sentence for this crime is starting 25 new threads unpaid work in the dating section.

What was @x2boys query while posting in Tarot thread at 11:11?

@x2boys queries are what did @TracyBeakerSoYeah say in her deleted post & are the paparazzi following me?

What did @TracyBeakerSoYeah originally write & is @x2boys really Princess Kate Middy Wales was Cambridge in disguise?

No.I am really Meghan Markle and@TracyBeakerSoYeah Originally asked how hard it would be to appear on the new big brother
Is @TracyBeakerSoYeah really a Kardashian?

Damn @x2boys you've discovered my secret! I am the discreet private Kardashian sister - Kalista Kardashian known as Kali

Who am I married to?

Father Dougal from craggy island
How does @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,cope with Father Jack?

I cope very well with Father Jack as I lock him the big cupboard under the stairs so I can have peace & quiet.

What do you keep in your big cupboard under the stairs?

The crown jewels ,everybody thinks they are in the tower of London but they are actually in my under the stairs cupboard with all.my clutter
Are we all.going to Beryls for Xmas ?

I am and I am really looking forward to it. I got a new outfit, got Beryl a bottle and I set off in 5 mins to arrive on Crimbo Day as the cheapest train ticket I could find was via New Zealand.

Who said they can't make it to Beryl's?

Unfortunately King Charles, David Attenborough, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Linda, Lauren Cooper & RIAD unfortunately have prior engagements/are in prison/hospital/skiing/in space/working on Christmas Day so send their apologies.

However Boris may pop in later as long as he can do some work, drink Buckfast, eat Ferrero Rocher & bring some ambassador with him.

However we do have Michelle Obama, Jodie Comer, Anne Widdecombe, Will Ferrell, Keir Starmer, Gordon Ramsey, Dave & PBCBZ coming.

The music will be provided by the band Streetenders who are Danny Dyer lead singer, Princesse Anne drums, Princess Kate on guitar, Princess Charlotte on bass, Philomena Cunk keyboards & Hilary Clinton playing triangle, xylophone & spoons.

Name Streetenders platinum selling biggest hits?

A,remake of the classic ,Star trekking across the universe
Will.it break all.records ever ?

That depends if it features Bill Shatner's lovely speak-singing voice. If so, then it will break everything.

Just found a strange woman in the cupboard under my stairs. She is small and wiry and a bit manic, holding a dripping cleaning sponge, has hair like a twig broom standing upside down, bound haphazardly together with a faded floral rag. She's wearing a frayed plastic floral apron in a different pattern to the rag over otherwise nondescript somewhat mustard-greige clothing. She has slight edema in her ankles, ugly sensible shoes, deeply furrowed forehead frown lines between her eyes and is loudly sucking her teeth..... Is this Beryl??

Yes,that's our Beryl
Is there any sign of Dave ?he Will.be the one wearing a postie uniform or if off duty slightly to tight ripped jeans an extremely tight white t shirt fake tan ,lots of gold jewelry including sovereign rings and a gold chain and he's dyed,his hair jet black.using just for men ,grey slip.on shoes and a,leather jacket