Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

Scrolling through Mumsnet all day every day whilst watching tv. I'm so good at multitasking both jobs I deserve a gold medal.

When will I get rid of my never ending cold? So tired of sneezing....

@RememberyouNC you have just this minute finally got rid of your cold!

@x2boys @LunaTec @LuciaPillson @cassiatwenty @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN @Tassen have we all stepped into a parallel universe as we've certainly disappeared from this thread universe?

We all.ate far too much of of Beryls Xmas pudding and drank way too much of Dave,s special brew
That we are only just realising g its not Xmas anymore
What do the Badgers think of the possibility of Donald Trump becoming President again?

The Badgers are over the moon as they've worked out how to control him so he'll do what ever they want.

What do the Badgers want?

The Badger s want to be recognized as the saviors of the world
How will the Badgers save the world?

The Badgers may not be the saviours of this world but they are the saviours of this thread. I hear they are hosting a Wrong Answers Only Reunion Party so @x2boys @TracyBeakerSoYeah @Tassen @RememberyouNC @LuciaPillson @LunaTec @bearlyactive @AnotherDayandAnotherName @cassiatwenty and everyone else

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

Wristband entry only. Can you make it or have you fallen down the Royal Family rabbit hole and need the fire brigade to pull you back into reality?

I have just made my way out of the hole and getting ready for the party
Is it at Beryl's and will.Dave be there ,

Judging by the cloud of Dior Eau Savage hanging over the next three counties I think Dave is on his way.

Erm sorry I'm late 😬 should I turn round & go to Beryl's?

Ass long as you have a bottle of Lambrini and a plate of sausage rolls you will be fine the parties still going hic
Do we need more booze and is the offy still open?

The offy might be iffy as I dont think it's 24hrs opening

Seeing that Princess Kate put £2000 behind the bar for the Irish Guards knees up (as she couldn't make the parade) - do you think she accepted her invite to Beryl's party?
(As Beryl's Mum Lil got a new scooter for her 90th & said Kate can use her old one)

She accepted and the whole world saw her at the farm shop buying a present for Beryl.

What present did she buy for Beryl?

A pair of Marigolds and some Mr sheen
Will Beryl like her presents ?

No, she wanted one of those charity goats (she mistakenly believes that it will be sent to her house, with a partially eaten ribbon round its neck)

What will everyone be wearing to the party?

A rara skirt duffel coat ,pink leg warmers and stilletos and a tiara
Who will be guest of honour ?

As with @x2boys I asked for my post to be withdrawn as even though there's nothing horrible in it just having Kate at our imaginary party just doesn't feel appropriate at the moment
So I will answer the last post which is
"Who will be our guest of honour" instead

Emu is the guest of honour

Who will be his plus one?

His plus one will obviously be Orville( those of us of a similar age will know )
Has Orville,learned to fly yet?

Orville has learned how to fly a helicopter & abseil

Is Orville married with children now?

Just like Chucky, he is married with a kid and has settled into family life well.

Will he send his kid to clown school now there is potentially tax on school fees in the parallel universe?

Orville is sending his Daughter Faith (& the soon to be born twins Hope & Kevin) to Harvard.
As Clown School is waaaaay too expensive.
So an Ivy League school it is.

What is Faith hoping to study at Harvard?

The science of pig farming
Why am I awake at this un godly hour ?

@x2boys has been awake since posting because since listening to several motivational YouTube videos x2boys is overflowing with motivation. There is no time to sleep. In fact the level of motivation is boundless that a donation to those less motivated is needed urgently.

Will we ever hear from x2boys again?

x2boys has probably made 1 million squid from the motivational business before everyone woke up

@x2boys will call you later as she's in my kitchen preparing dinner for all of us

What's on her menu?