Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

No, Beryl does look as if she may have lost something or someone, but the cupboard is otherwise pretty much empty of sentient life, unless a wizard has turned Dave into an earwig.

If you were a wizard, what wondrous works of wizardry would you wreak?

I.would turn us all into.Badgers so.we could all.live a,Sett life
Has Dave turned up.yet im.getting quite worried about him?

Dave had to deal with unannounced CF trying to disrupt his Ibiza holidays and he thought that YABU if he's gonna interrupt his vacation with 2 DC and 1 OW.

We all know famous Dishy Rishi's words that Racoon is a Bilby and that Stork is a Stork. What would Rishi's Love Island subplot be?🙏👀

Rishi on Celebrity Love Island would propose to Nicole Scherzinger (who came in later to Casa Amor) & become the joint lead singer with Nicole of their new band Badgersett Dolls.

Dave is thinking of auditioning for both Civilian Love Island & also for a place on the new revamped X Factor now called A-Z Factor, as the winner & the next 3 runners up will be the other 4 members of BadgerSett Dolls

Simon Cowell is the main judge but who are the other 3 judges & will they like Dave?

The other Three judges are Meghan Markle, Gloria Hunniford and Joey Tribianni
Who.all.think Dave has the look of the next big thing in music but just needs to work on his voice a bit so they are employing Ricky from East enders as his voice coach
What will the BadgerSett,Dolls Xmas number 1 be called ?

Roll up ..Roll up ...LunaTec is looking for a new husband

Husband has turned out to be a dud. What's the meat market like these days?

Full of vegetables & this years most wanted Christmas toy - the fake version.

Talking of fake & markets what are Del Boy & Rodders up to at the moment?

They are still in Nelson Mandela house sifting through a ton of fake I phones from.china which they hope to.sell.down the market from the back of their robin Reliant although they are getting on a bit now so are not as steady on their feet as they used to be so they both have a mobility scooter for a quick get away
This time next year though they will be millionaire, s
What to Raquel and Cassandra think of this ?

They are already millionaires as they won big on some scratch cards that fell off the back of a lorry and now live in Benidorm.

When will Mumsnet invite us over for a party at MN HQ?
Surely we must be the most talented, creative threadster's in the history of threads

Sssshhhh the party is TOP SECRET as we are truly the greatest most creative most amazing Threadsters of time immemorial & time outmemmorial as I've somehow bizarrely found myself rereading our thread from Dec 2021 to July 2022 where it was quoted several times that we are the greatest Creative Threadsters ever!

Now why did that thread make me cry?
&
are we in a parallel universe or is @RememberyouNC a time traveller who knew days ago that I would be reading that thread even before I did?

(@x2boys spooky but true!)

They can't invite us as we might not understand their midnight parties at which they all dress up as badgers, nibble on (sustainably sourced) earthworms and have a moan about the price of heating (badger costumes nice and warm). They're afraid we might badger them about it. 🦡

Why is Mumsnet run by badgers?

Sorry, crossposted with TBeaker

The Thread made @TracyBeakerSoYeah cry b because of the earwigs and @RememberyouNC is a time travelling Badger planning to take over MNHQ
What is everyone up.to?

Re-enacting the John Lewis Christmas TV Advert 2013 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCmvz8rDYVU

What will John Lewis's Christmas TV Ad 2023 be like?

A beautiful tear jerking dramatic advert about a cheeky frozen turkey who runs away on Christmas Day, leaving everyone starving. He then takes a rocket to the moon then waves at the kiddies on Christmas night..God bless him!

what will most people here be doing on Christmas night?

They will all be doing recreating the.bayeaux tapestry using egg shell.,s and food colouring
Has Beryl.made the Xmas cake yet

Beryl had accidentally on purpose eaten her Christmas cake as she went out on the lash with her best mates Marge & Ange which is short for Angelina & came home starving.

Where did they go & what happened on the 'girls' night out?

They went to the all-you-can-drink John Travolta disco in the shed in the Tesco carpark and Perce from the garage was there, despite being 98 he had his budgie-smuggling shiny black Travolta trousers on and led the dancing till Marge (short for Camargue) had one too many dandelion and mango alcopops and was sick all over his pink satin shirt and he said he hadn't been so upset since the War, and Ange smuggled the disco ball home under her shirt for reasons she could not remember the next morning.

Will Beryl make another cake?

Yes she will once shes stopped puking
Shes going to make a cake made out of pontefract cakes
What games are we going to play at xmas ?

We'll be playing
Christmas Pudding Rugby
Pigs In Blanket Relay Race
Mince Pie Curling
Eggnog Synchronised Swimming
Brussel Sprout Tennis
Twister Charades
& finally Monopoly.

Why is Dave banned from playing Monopoly?

Because he's a cheat and only wants to.play strip monopoly ...
Are we doing Secret Santa at Beryls?

No we are doing Exceedingly Easter Bunny at Xmas because Beryl is a Type A personality who likes to always be ahead of things.

What will we get from the Easter Bunny?

We will all get a miniature bottle of dettol.and a miniature duster with Xmas cracker with bunny ears,
Dave and Linda,have been arguing since st swithins ,day about who willl.carve the turkey ,how will.we decide ?

With an arm wrestle

Does Beryl also like arm wrestling?

Beryl arm.wrestles for the British Olympic team despite four foot nine.inches and six stone wet through she's incredibly strong
What is your Olympic specialist sport?