Jamie Oliver you lying twat

[TheSpottedZebra]

One pan meals. A lamb thing.

It's cooked on a tray, in the oven. He's also used a pestle and mortar.
Then he twonked the lamb joint on the oven shelf so that all the fat dripped through, on to the tray below.

Then he splatted all that on to a wooden board, and used another pot for the juices.

Ladies and gentlemen more ladies, I present to you, The Man Who Doesn't Wash Up.

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Same here. My olive wood pestle and mortar is now unusable because a biro leaked in it and everything would come out blue. I could sand it down but that would a) require me to give a fuck and b) mean finding a new pot for my pens, orphaned screws, blutak and hair bands.

Whats for dinner? Thyme and Sorrel? Mmmm

'😂twonked' I love it!
I agree not one pan at all.

Absolutely love JO.

I think his recipes are great. Made one tonight, just used chopping board and roasting tin.

Loving this as it reminds me of dh! He's a good cook but manages to use every pan/tray/bowl/sink in the entire house with one simple meal. It bloody irritates me as I have a mountain of washing up to do. Seriously he could use 4 pans to warm up a tin of beans 😂

That has made me giggle. Hilarious 🤣

Totally!

Yes! I assumed a series to battle the cost of living,but no, just more fiddly recipes with ingredients I can't afford

@Theluggage15 which one?

That's brilliant, @DebussytoaDiscoBeat . "I just don't like that shelf. That's the wrong shelf for egg fried rice."

I'm with him on the spring onions too.

I'm sure my husband has this book! and has selective vision about pans that need washing up

And there is so much people can do on mainstream at the moment.but that won’t make money for cookbooks will it.
come on chefs.each week get folk to send in pictures of their cupboards.or what they have in to use.you no in thee cost of living crisis.
then the chefs could come up with real adaptable meals using these ingredients.how amazing would that kind of food show be for people.
still the taste but less of the waste
food prices fear,come cook with us here
spending less on food without the low mood.
all titles my primary came up with!!😜

No, they really are pretty much just 5 ingredients. But some of those ingredients are things like "a jar of curry sauce"..... 🤷‍♀️

I was coming on to post the exact same video. That fried rice is an abomination!

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Ha ha! Saw the ad for this today and immediately said to my DC “One pan? It bloody won’t be only one pan - it might end up in one pan on the table but there’ll be several frying pans and a wok involved.”

Didn’t watch but glad to be validated!

I do like Jamie, though.

When my husband cooks the kids pasta with sauce from a jar, he uses a second pan to heat up the sauce 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Those 30 minute meals took me about three hours, cost more than Christmas dinner at a Marriott and made my kitchen look like I'd just cooked for my entire village.

Do you know who I hate more though, Nigel someone I think. He had a stupid giant country home and vegetable garden that looked tended to bu a 24/7 Gardner.

He instructed us to get an 'old bit of cheese' from the fridge, I had my dried up, slightly mouldy block of red Lester. He appeared from his spotless fridge with a beautifully wrapped (with brown paper and twine) artisan block of cheese. I honestly wanted to drown him in his belfast sink.

He is not your man if you like to blindly follow a recipe.
His pizza dough recipe tells you to pile the flour onto the work surface and pour the yeasty oily water into a well in the middle.
Clearly I have never attempted this, I feel this is why bowls were invented.
I sent the recipe to ds however whilst on holiday ...
I have photographic evidence of the carnage that ensued. I believe it took several hours to clean the flour and water paste off the kitchen units and floor.

Effectively means "Idiot" - but stupider.

oh tut she most certainly would.

and she'd never 'bung' anything or declare something to be 'pukka'

What's wrong with a fat tongue? No wonder he bagged a beautiful wife...!😂

Oh he's an absolute tosser! I remember when his 30 minute meals book was released, I bought it for my step mum. Well thankfully we get on great as her words after trying a couple of these recipes "frasier these recipes would take 30 minutes with a sous chef, a dishwasher, and pre prepared shite"