You're tasked with making an in-depth and thorough presentation about one topic. You have no prep time you just have to get up and talk. What would it be?

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I was thinking about this earlier while cleaning up and pretending I'm on a show to give my tuppence worth about something I'm a specialist in. I think I would go with skincare as I've done so much reading over the years I'd say I'm fairly well knowledgable. What would yours be and for what reason?

BBC Radio 4's The Archers, the world's longest running soap. I've scarcely missed an episode for 40 years.

The impact of trauma and trauma informed care

Now this is a Channel Four gameshow I would watch!

Practical Witchcraft. It's one I've done many times before at short notice.

Cerebral Palsy (I have it)

My cat and where he spends his day.
HRT

The Aeneid and its afterlives
Les Miserables
The iniquity of Brexit
Greys Anatomy Series 1 - 10
The Chalet School

Cat body language

SEO 😁

Well, I'd have a choice of two topics. I'd probably go with my head and talk about taxation (which is my job) and tax reform ideas. In a parallel universe, I'd go with my heart and talk about Olivia Newton John's life and work which I'd find far more interesting.

I've literally just finished a sermon in church this morning about burning shit down and building back better

So I'd do that as it's fresh

How to colonise mars.
The Peloponnese war.
The Greek/Persian wars.
Chemical bonding.
Marie Curie
The discovery of vaccines.
Macbeth.

Autism in girls or Louis XIV

This.

Or camping equipment.

Running Sisters: the role of non-competitive groups to encourage more women to take up running.

[that one has an outing for two different job interviews, I got the job on both occasions. Lots of ways to shoe horn in what a great motivator and team member I am.

I'm really not. ]

I'll attend. I'm fascinated by how awful and cult like MLM is.

Serial killers

The plots, locations and characters of all the Arthur Ransome children's books. In fact I'm thinking of applying for Mastermind 🤔

Greggs

Why accounting software isn't just a matter of 'press a button and all your books are done', despite what the likes of Xero and QuickBooks tell you.

GIGO 😂

Planes
The Beach Boys (Brian Wilson)
ASD

Ballet shoe fitting.

Mrs Beeton
The Colosseum under the rule of Nero and Caligula

Chronic pain

Depression

Delirium

The Bible from start to finish

Responsible rabbit care

Bullshitting in the Office: An Observed Study.

My cats , illustrated by the 1,000,000 photos of them stored on my phone