What things are you “supposed” to like as adult, but don’t.

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I don’t like alcohol. So all this gin time and wine time flies over my head.

I don’t like pyjamas which is annoying because there are really cute ones out there. I prefer nighties.

I don’t like high end food. Oysters and stuff like that..bleh

Honestly? My perfect evening would be a McDonald’s/burger king/ kfc and sitting down to watch a film. Usually in my nightie if it’s warm, or in a onesie if it’s cold. Drinking sprite

Massage and facials. I don't find them relaxing and don't believe the creams will work any better for my face just because someone else is applying them.

Spas. Massages. Haircuts. Nails. Pampering. Fuck off and stop touching me, and HOW much?!

I’m joining in on the coffee hate - smells lovely, tastes rank!

I also hate gin, it’s vile as is tonic - just, why?

Another nightie lover too! 😅

Do we need to create a nightie wearing, tea drinking, gin haters club?😬

Handbags and diamonds. Massive TVs and flash cars. New houses on estates. Fabric conditioner and air fresheners.

Yessss. I hate being faffed with. I'd pay you NOT to do a facial!

I don't like tea, so can't join the club. Also don't like slippers, dressing gowns, pate, whiskey etc. Basically have the same tastes as my toddler!

Also prefer nighties and my fish tastes don’t stretch beyond cod, salmon, tuna and the occasional white fish.

Don’t mind wine but never got into gin or shots.

Don’t like spa days.

Opera

caterwauling singers if you ask me. But some will try and tell you it's the height of musical sophistication

Restaurants. Would rather have pub food in a relaxed atmosphere every time.

Also, weekends away. You stress about packing etc the week before, cram too much in, get back completely knackered and hundreds of pounds lighter.

Cocktails. Give me a pint any day (or every day) 😁

Oh god, loads of things!

Dinner parties
Weddings
Christenings
Nights out "with the girls"
Working
Shopping
Driving
Wearing formal clothes

I don’t like tea or coffee.

Like others above I hate anything that means someone is touching me, massages, beauty treatments, haircuts etc.

I also dislike beautiful but painful shoes.

Sex

Socialising.

I have a close group of friends I grew up with who's company I can stand for a few hours and apart from that - no thanks. Having to make conversation at a dinner party with a group of people I don't really know or care to know is my idea of hell.

Same

I don't like coffee or tea either. I do like green tea, just not the standard stuff.

Coffee

Same. I’m really lucky my dh is a very understanding man

Parenting

I hate alcohol and coffee too. I read once that there's a link between disliking them.

Gardening

And food wise:
oysters (phlegm floating in dirty dishwater)
stilton/strong cheeses (just taste like puke to me)
whiskey (why in films do people always neck a straight whiskey after a shock/hard day? I literally don't know anyone in real life who's done this)
juniper berries/fruit etc in my gin and tonic (get stuck in your straw and add nothing useful - just poncey)
Rare steak (🤢)

Vegetables. I mean I eat them cos they’re good for me but very few I actually like or enjoy.

Vegetables