What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

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A few weeks ago there was a thread that was really funny. I literally couldn't move for laughing at one of the comments. Think it was something like "did you smash your tits on the keyboard and press send" most days since, this comment has popped into my mind and made me laugh so much.

So who ever posted that comment thanks so much 💐

What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

fish slice and lube- can’t even remember what it was about

This one?

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me

Suzy Q's fat nan.

The line that tickled me for days was on a thread where the OP and her husband were berating her MiL for not being environmentally friendly enough and she said her husband always went through her bin when they visited and separated things that could be recycled. Everyone told this woman she and her husband were being awful to this poor older lady and one poster scathingly described the husband as going through the bins like some sort of judgemental raccoon.

The savaged min min

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/344469-recording-the-savaged-minmin-story-for-posterity

Oh! I loved "penetration man" - not a particularly SFW thread but hilarious none of the less.

"Here...you...go!" shudder

Nonetheless

Snapped and farted
Penis beaker
Brian from Hull
The poster who had been prescribed meds and then nursed a baby hedgehog all night but it was in fact a giant pom pom.

The one that springs to mind for me was poster who described how she had heard when taking a baby out they should wear 1 more layer than you. Poster thought that the baby looked warm enough, but they had the same amount of layers - so removed their own jacket before leaving the house to make things right!

In their defence the thread was about silly things you'd done while exhausted with a newborn!

That’s the one.
Thank you. 😀

The poster who bought a leather jacket and said she looked like "Suzy Quattro's fat nan".

The woman who growled Bronagh at a stranger in the street

Someone who had the same rock n roll image as when they were young said they now looked "less rock chick and more bag lady" (many years ago).

Snapped and farted was bizarre and hilarious even without the ‘snapped and farted’ bit

The thread about embarrassing things we've done/said when one woman got a delivery from a really tall Amazon guy and instead of saying 'Thank you', blurted out 'Tall man!' before shutting the door. That had me and my family in bits. Every now and again we'll think of it and shout 'Tall man!' 😂

Sex lube and a fish slice 🤣 the op had cooked something on a ceramic hob using a cast iron dish I think, and food had run down the outside of the cooking pot and glued the pot to the hob. She used sex lube and a fish slice to prise it off 🤣

It was me and she’s almost 18 now!!
She usually goes out wearing much less than I do these days

Can't remember which thread it was, but someone arrived for a Christmas party and said to the host's husband 'Ooh look at you in your sparkly jumper!'
It was dandruff.
Mortifying.

The woman who shouted "Willy willy willy" at some builders who catcalled her. She had every right to be angry with them but... willy willy willy? 🤣🤣

The PTA cake sale, my most favourite thread ever

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume

and

Suzi Quattro’s Nan/Fat Match

I can’t stop laughing about “it’s not wheelie bin juice” 😂

A thread about Paul Hollywood from Great British Bake Off. Someone posted that they found him attractive or maybe they'd had a sexy dream about him and posters responded with lots of baking double entendres. I don't know if they filled the whole thread but they kept it going for pages and pages. It was very funny.

There was a thread about faux pas on social media. Someone wrote that she had accidentally tagged herself in the school photo of the kids of someone she barely knew on Facebook and had promptly had to deactivate her account. The turn of phrase was just perfect, it really tickled me. My boyfriend shouted upstairs to check on me because he could hear me properly crying. He though someone might have died!

On a thread about adopting a cat and regretting it the op described it as a massive culture shock to.which a a poster responded "it's a cat, not fucking North Korea" and that really tickles me.

One of the first threads I read on here. "Pom Bear anyone?"
It even spawned its own emoticon

The one where the lady was having a heavy period and was in the loo trying to sort herself out

As I removed my tampon a huge clit flew out and landed on the cubicle door

Fantastic typo 😂😂😂😂😂

Spud cunt and the self-service till.

I don't normally laugh at whole threads, but there are occasional very, very funny individual posts.