I fucking HATE this word (light hearted)

[FuckingNoise]

... delicious.

It gives me The Ick. Hate it. When I am Queen it shall be executed. Ironically I don't really mind the worst moist, which is universally hated. What words do you hate? Don't really like the word "meal" either. It's just so... weak.

my local independent garden centre who i follow on instagram, have just posted a photo of a beautiful rose, with the caption that it provides a Yummy Smell

Poorly
belly
pee

Funny you say meal. My mum always goes on about having a meal, needing a meal, eating a meal, etc etc. Really bloody annoys me!

Whilst some eejits make ignorant comments, one can but despair for their lack of proper education.🙄

Tummy doesn't bother me, but belly does. Not sure why.

Curated - not in a museum, for example , context. I think people here will know what I mean.

Oh dear!

Toodlepip

People do this in the queue for the lovely independent coffee hut by my work. I wish one day the barista would reply 'sure' to 'can I get a latte?' And just stand there.

What's wrong with may I have? Nothing!!!

Picky bits
Nom
And the ick or ick, also saying Right? Or No? after a statement or question 😡

Banter

But 'to get' means 'to receive' as well as 'to obtain'.
What's wrong with asking if you can receive a coffee?
People aren't actually asking if they can go round the back and obtain it/ make it themselves, and I don't think the barista will be at all confused by the question.

Similarly, if you get a parcel in the post, there is no implication that you fetched it yourself, but if you get a new book in town, there is this implication.

The verb has more than one meaning.

Uber (not the lift share service).

'I'm uber fussy about x/y/z'

'I wasn't uber annoyed' etc. I can't explain why, I don't know.

Jetting off
Do you propeller off in a small aircraft?

Curated 🙄

@Oak, it's the question of politeness.

Yes!
"Jetting off" seems a particularly prevalent part of the clichéd and tiny vocabulary used by tabloid journalists.
People who "jet off" are often seen "stepping out" once they reach their destination.
Generally while "flaunting" some aspect of their body.
Both of which I dislike too.

As a by-the-by, sometimes on MN, "flaunting" turns into "flouting" (which has a completely different meaning). But that flaunting/flouting is usually a MiL, SiL or DiL showing off something expensive.

I've just discovered that I hate "on" as in "that's on you" instead of "that's your fault".
It sounds so primary school playground to me: "That's on you, Jane Smith, that is, I didn't do it!" or whatever.

I'm all grown up and still say poorly, along with tummy. Proud to say that we also have supper too. 😁

Of course it's supper, well, kitchen supper as in casual, family only, etc.
It's dinner when effort has been made, dining room, white tablecloth, etc. often with just family, always when entertaining.

I will defend poorly to the death. Sick is vomit, not generic illness. And doctors use poorly! “Quite poorly” is basically “might want to think about last rites” territory.

Can’t abide supper, though.

Disagree with poorly, ghastly word. One is either I'll as in suffering from disease of some sort, or sick, as in vomiting.

Fuck. Ill, ill, ill.

Great thing about poorly as a word is autocorrect can’t fuck you over with it…

Rich as in "I can't eat that it's too rich for me" Makes me feel bilious!

Whatever about using the word may, I don't see what's less polite about saying:

'Can I get (in the sense of receive/come to have) a coffee, please?'

rather than

'Can I have a coffee, please?'
(which is the type of phrase @Carlycat advocated).